RAPTOR’S
GOLDEN HITS
Screenplay by Linton Robinson
Music and Lyrics by Linton Robinson
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Linton Robinson
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FADE
IN:
INT. CONCERT
STAGE - NIGHT
MUSIC OVER: ELECTRONIC DIN
It's the face of a guy
being electro-sonically fried. His
mouth is a gasping rictus, his hair stands on end, pulsing. He vibrates wildly,
spastically to the music.
The MUSIC is death rock, a
skreel of feedback and katzenjammer. “Vocals” are his screams PLAYED BACKWARD,
an ululating banshee wail.
Everything moves in REVERSE
MOTION, but that's not noticeable this close in.
Moving back away from the
guy reveals that he's doing his St. Vitus slam dance on a concert stage. Which explains why he wears headphones and
clutches a microphone, but not the predatory circle of rock musicians that
surrounds him.
He's beset by three
Guitarists and a Pianist whose portable keyboard trails cables to a megaboard
of monitors and gizmos. They stare intently, beating him down with music.
Behind them, the Drummer
also zeros in, slashing out a bodyblow beat. The band is obviously going in for
the kill.
The
widening view now shows Two Women just
outside the circle of musicians,
gyrating violently to the beat.
ED (V.O.)
If you can keep
your head when everybody around you is freaking out and blaming it on you...
(Beat)
...it might
just be your fault
The REVERSE MOTION has been
subtly eerie, but once the audience becomes visible, it's obvious. People writhe in horror and panic, screaming
and tearing their hair, a scene out of Bosch.
Bodies "fall" up to balconies, people run backwards towards
the moshpit of horror.
ED (V.O.)
And maybe it
was. Let's back things up and see what
you think.
The MOTION REVERSES, moving back in towards the stage at an
accelerating rate.
ED (V.O.)
Because the
next question is: If we didn't cause all this...who did?
As the twitching singer
rushes close, the viewpoint “POPS THROUGH" to next scene as SOUND ABRUPTLY
STOPS.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Instantly everything is white and hauntingly silent, broken
only by the beeping of an unseen vital signs monitor.
The ceiling is a featureless white rectangle.
The white rectangle jerks upward, then again. A corner comes into view, then a
mirror. A hospital bed is being cranked
up, making more of the room visible to the patient.
CODY (V.O.)
Once I figured
out that the body in the bed was me, everything else started falling into
place.
(Beat)
I even remember
dying.
EXT. WHITEWATER RIVER - DAY
CODY DELF, handsome
mid-twenties athlete in red life jacket and helmet, paddles his kayak into a
drop full of erupting water and threatening rocks.
CODY (V.O.)
It was pretty
simple: I had a life...
Several shots of brilliant, dangerous kayak moves.
CODY (V.O.)
I fucked up...
Several shots of Big Trouble. A paddle spins up, the kayak batters into rocks, plunges beneath
the raging water. Cody’s helmet pops to surface and swirls away.
CODY (V.O.)
I died...
The kayak remains submerged. Below the hard, clear water the
current mauls the red life vest around.
Cody's arms flap limply. His eyes stare up from the water,
his mouth bubbles inches below the surface. His eyes close.
The insistent beeping slows, falters, becomes one flat tone.
CODY (V.O.)
And now I've
got another life to deal with.
(Beat)
Far out.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Cody lies in the bed,
damaged and bandaged. His eyes seem to
stare past everything, into a private hell.
After a moment of silence in the white room, the beeping
climbs back up to heartbeat frequency.
CODY (V.O.)
It took a long
time to remember being dead. And when I did, I wondered if the guy in the bed
was me, after all.
EXT. The NEEDLE ARMS – DAY
Cody, wearing cowboy hat
and boots with a "COLORADO HOCKEY" shirt, is recovering but still
leans on crutches. He hobbles to the
entrance of a forbiddingly under-maintained apartment house, stops, looks
through glass doors up the long stairs.
CODY (V.O.)
I’ve done a
four sixty forty and now a few stairs kick my ass.
CHILO SANDOVAL, a muscular
young Chicano with gang tattoos at his throat, exits the building. He stops, holds the door open for Cody as an
afterthought. Cody glares at him.
At that moment NUTSO, a
wizened lunatic, careens out the door, jostling both men. The sight of a length of broken conduit
sagging from the facade causes him to howl in fury.
NUTSO
Cocksuckers
tore the motherfucker down! I’ll break their goddamned necks!
He brushes by Cody and
Chilo, sprinting with eye of flame at two Young Toughs in leather jackets, who
take one look at the charging madman and run, Nutso in fevered pursuit.
CODY
What the hell
was that?
CHILO
Nutso. He manages the Needle Arms.
CODY
Perfect name
for it. I just moved in, but I never
saw him before.
CHILO
He looks
better when he's on meds.
Cody
So who were
those guys?
CHILO
Cocksuckers,
hear him tell it.
CODY
And that’s
the broke motherfucker?
CHILO
Worse, it’s
the boiler control motherfucker. More cold water.
CODY
This whole
town is cold water.
CHILO
Orale. Hey, I'm Chilo. Come on to the
Park. Catch the Peace Concert.
Cody falls in with him and
they move down the sidewalk.
CODY
Cody
Delf. What's a Peace Concert?
CHILO
Maybe where
we can get a piece. Can you... you
know... do it? Those crutches and shit?
CODY
I’m all about
finding out.
EXT. gasworks park – DAY
Chilo and Cody join a crowd
of boogying hippies. Drums throb, gauzy
girls spin in “Dead-ly” dances, nylon comets wave overhead. Love and tie dye abound.
Chilo takes it in, smiling
and ogling, but abruptly straightens up, glances around, moves purposefully
towards a young drummer straddling a conga.
Little drummer boy looks
up, sees a compelling Hispanic hero striding towards him. He dismounts, bows
Chilo to his drum.
Chilo squats on the drum
and starts to play. He immediately
picks up the beat and dominates it. Other drummers follow him, everyone starts
swaying in synchronous waves.
Cody, also gripped by the
rhythm, stares at this. He stands taller, features relaxing into a different
mold.
Cody turns to a lanky,
dreadlocked hippie whiteboy playing wispy bleats on a tin whistle. The flute looks ornate and mystic, shines
with attraction. Cody points at it.
The kid sees a golden
western star, hands the flute over.
Cody examines it, fumbles, blows a note or two. His eyes harden and he steps over to Chilo. The crutches fall away.
Cody blows in upper
register, steely spikes of sound stabbing into the pulsing drumbeat.
The hippies bob and weave
in unison like Chinese dance teams. Girls whirl a wild fringe in front of a
synchronized swarm. All move in
patterns: ordered, assured, spooky.
Cody slams out a final
icepick note and the drums stop. The
group exhales together like an orgasm.
Several girls roll their eyes up and swoon, are caught and passed
overhead.
Cody snaps out of it, looks
at Chilo, shrugs. Chilo stands, shaking
his head, both unaware of the hush around them.
CHILO
Musician,
huh?
CODY
First time I
touched one of those. But yeh, I just got a guitar, play all the time.
CHILO
Then we
should talk. Twist one up.
Cody absently hands the
whistle back to the hippie, not noticing the reverent way the kid cradles it or
the way other kids move in to stare at it.
It’s golden and gleaming, enchanted in the kid’s grubby grasp.
Chilo and Cody walk off
towards the Needle Arms, unaware that the crowd opens around them, trails after
them like the wake of a boat.
CODY
Beats
me. It just came over me to get a
guitar and move to Seattle.
CHILO
Right after
your life fell to shit and took a bite outta your ass?
CODY
Okay, we
definitely oughta talk.
CHILO
And twist one
up.
CODY
Absolutely.
Crack us some brews.
They saunter off through a
corridor of kids moving in patterns like a school of fish, walk into sunset.
INT. CHILO'S APARTMENT –
NIGHT
The place is a pigsty
except immediately surrounding the custom drum kit augmented with dual congas,
timbales, a steel drum and an assortment of blocks and bells. Chilo sits at the
kit, Cody looks around, holding a sunburst Les Paul and suitcase-sized amp.
Chilo points to a pile of junk.
CHILO
Just kick
that shit outta there. Look like you've
kicked some shit.
Cody
Yeh, I’m a
little bit country... and a little bit rock and roll.
He finds the outlet and
plugs in the amp, jacks in the guitar, and starts fiddling with tuning and
knobs.
CODY
I’ve been
dying to play with somebody, but first you got to tell me about what you said
at the park.
CHILO
About your
life goes booyah, then suddenly you’re hot to play music?
CODY
Or even
Beyond Booyah.
CHILO
Like maybe
Flatline City? Shit, tell me about it
amigo.
CODY
How about you
tell me?
Chilo pulls his shirt open,
revealing a crosshatch of scar tissue against his dark skin. His Old English
gangbanger tats are unreadably defaced.
EXT. EAST L.A. Alley –
NIGHT
MUSIC OVER: BASS AND DRUMS
CUT, with Chicano ejaculations.
Chilo's on the run. And with good reason: the half-dozen homeboys
behind him have knives and attitudes. He’s scared shitless, but stays ahead of
the problem by pounding through a breakneck maze of barrio alleys and
yards.
He does okay until he
vaults a fence into a snarling pack of pit bulls. He goes down in a fight so uneven that it’s almost a relief when
the gangbangers jump into the yard and cut the slavering dogs to ribbons.
Chilo staggers to his feet,
tries to jump the fence. His tattered,
bleeding hands fall short of the top and he turns to face his saviors, bleeding
and gasping for breath.
The ring of bangers also
pant heavily, weightpile muscle heaving as they treat him to the Last
Staredown.
Chilo licks torn lips. He plunders through his pockets and pulls
out a roll of bills, throws it at the feet of the biggest homey. He tugs a handful of crack vials from his
jacket pocket, throws them into the pot. He lifts bleeding hands, palms out. He
waits.
The Warlord picks up the
dope and money, weighs them in an unforgiving hand, gives Chilo the look. They all move forward, steel darting like
bright fish in the dark.
Chilo goes down swinging
under a feeding frenzy of blades. The
tableau freezes as the warlord slams a long knife right into his chest. Chilo spits blood and slumps to the ground.
One banger starts to kick
him, but the Warlord cuffs him away and gives Chilo a nodded salute. Hey, the
guy stood up and fought. The gang bails
over the fence.
A Hispanic Homeowner inches
into the yard, slingblade in one hand and cellular phone clapped to his ear. He
yells at the phone in Spanish, shaking. He's appalled by the dogs and Chilo
lying in a widening pool of blood.
CHILO (V.O.)
They all said
I was dead. Except one fucking guy.
INT. CHILO'S APARTMENT –
NIGHT
CHILO
I’m down to a
shot glass of blood, machines say nobody's home. Know what this pendejo
paramedic said?
CODY
Chuck this
wetback in a dumpster?
CHILO
Chale,
homes. He was Latino, pura raza. He said, “The present day pachuco refuses to die.”
CODY
So you
didn’t.
CHILO
Fuck, I
didn’t! Deadern doggie dirt, compa. But dig, I walked out of that hospital
alive. And kept walking. Far from “Los” as I could get. I been
here a year now. You hardly notice the
scars.
CODY
Right. Could you maybe cover them up there? You’re grossing me out.
CHILO
I'm saying, we
got shit in common.
CODY
Yeh, Dead Men
Walking.
CHILO
Hey, check
out the alternative.
Cody
I got a look
at the alternative, thanks. All I wanna
do now...
CHILO
...is jam,
right? I’m down.
Chilo grabs his sticks,
slashes a circle of detonation around his scarred torso. Cody slips on his
guitar strap, slides his fingers down the fretboard, starts to play.
INT. ROGER’S APARTMENT –
DAY
MUSIC: Cody and Chilo’s jam
filters through the ceiling.
ROGER MAIN, a slender black
man, twenties, with steel glasses and technogeek look, sits at a workbench
covered with components and tools. He tinkers with a gadget, stops to look at
the ceiling, taps a tiny screwdriver to the beat.
ROGER (V.O.)
I normally
never notice how I feel.
Behind his bench, shelves
cram the entire wall with computers, speakers, test gear, and uber-nerd
electronics.
ROGER (V.O.)
What I do is
think. About machines.
His room is all black,
including the compulsive futurist furniture.
The bed is a tight slab with black sheets. A rod holds black shirts and pants like the ones he wears.
An intimidating Plush amp
and black fretless bass dominate the opposite wall.
ROGER (V.O.)
I built
machines to produce and alter signals.
I was good at it. Music is a
program that can run on some of my hardware.
INT. ELECTRONICS LAB – DAY
A larger,
industrial-strength version of Roger’s home lab, all white except the huge
selection of gear and instruments.
Roger, in white lab coat,
white slacks, white running shoes, rigs a complicated device on a rack
connected to computers, dials, gizmos... and Roger himself, through dermal
electrodes. A polygraph sweeps regularly.
The rack hums.
ROGER (V.O.)
I didn’t
really plan to build a machine that could kill a person.
He runs down a clipboard,
checking the rack. The device is
intricate and compelling, flickers with diodes and screens.
ROGER (V.O.)
It was
experimental R&D, but I thought it had promise. Simple idea, modulating output based on feedback from
fluctuations in bioelectric potential.
He reaches into the rack
with a tool. The hum modulates. He hits
dials, tries again...more tone. He taps
his fingers, tears a Velcro ground strap off his wrist and reaches again.
ROGER (V.O.)
"Bioelectric"
involving a variable I hadn’t taken into consideration. The resistance of a random human being. In other words, me.
He tinkers a moment, then
goes rigid with electric shock. The hum
modulates dramatically, warbling up and down. The device emits smoke and
sparks. The needles go crazy.
ROGER (V.O.)
I won’t say
getting electrocuted didn’t have interesting elements, but I can’t really
recommend it.
As Roger convulses, the
polygraph needles follow the spasms with wild swings and spikes. He yells a
blunt, involuntary syllable and the hum harmonizes with him.
ROGER (V.O.)
What really struck
me was how each convulsion blacked everything out. I’d see the world. I
mean, light, objects, everything there is.
CUT TO BLACK SCREEN
ROGER (V.O.)
Then there
would suddenly be nothing. I don’t mean
just darkness. I mean nothing at all.
CUT BACK TO
LAB
Intercuts back forth
between the scene and a black, silent screen continue, increasing in frequency.
The white lab half of the
alternation is loud with the hum and Roger’s ejaculations.
Something moves in the
blackness, scary, but subliminal.
ROGER (V.O.)
I saw the two
conditions as equally valid. I have a
graph of exactly when I died and for how long.
The cuts between black and
white reach a flicker point, like a strobe light. Then they stop cold, leaving...
INT. ROGER'S APARTMENT –
DAY
Roger stands in the middle
of the floor spotlight, playing his bass along with Cody and Chilo above
him. He has a mechanical style. His head is back, looking up.
ROGER (V.O.)
When the
burns on my hands healed I built an amp and bought a bass. You don’t hear it, you feel it.
INT. NEEDLE ARMS HALLWAY –
DAY
ED STREETER, tall, around
thirty, shaved head and a vaguely Buddhist robe, carries a bag of organic rice
down the filthy hall, easing around a smoldering crackhead.
ED (V.O.)
After Sonora,
and the sanitarium, I wanted to go anywhere but the desert. Someplace wet,
cloudy and unconscious. Seattle did nicely.
He sets down the rice, keys
a door with a sign: “BASIC”.
ED
Everybody
calls The Bridgeview the Needle Arms. I found out why.
INT. ED'S APARTMENT – DAY
He opens the door to a
Spartan cell: single mattress on the floor, no belongings except the black
concert grand piano.
ED (V.O.)
But I don't
feel superior to junkies. The salient distinction is the amount of
self-delusion.
He sets the rice down
beside some Asian-looking pots and utensils, puts on a teapot, walks to the
piano.
ED (V.O.)
I fancied
myself an investigator, an explorer. Maybe they do, also.
Ed starts to play.
ED (V.O.)
I smoked the ayuhasca
instead of just eating it because I'd been told I could see more, understand
more. What's the difference?
(Beat)
Well I did
take notes.
INT. BRUJO'S HUT - NIGHT
A central fire gives
flickering light to the hut of the Mexican medicine man in front of Ed, who
sits in the lotus position, very attentive.
A notebook lies beside him.
ED (V.O.)
Totally
useless. Everything happened in the
dark, blank divide that separates my life. The last line in my field notes said
I would attempt to actually see "The Guardians" of absolute reality.
Ed's view of the hut is distorted,
probably by the contents of the gourd in his hands. Colors are too bright, details vibrate, the shaman's movements
are oddly fluid as he waves a pipe in front of Ed's eyes, blows smoke up his
nose.
The light dims, Ed's vision
narrows into a tunnel. In the dark
around the tunnel there is a hint of movement.
ED (O.S.)
What is
that? Que es eso?
The shaman's face appears
in the dwindling circle of vision, fearful.
He tugs and yells at Ed.
The dark creeps with
flashes and shadows: twisting coils, claws and beaks, malicious eyes.
ED (O.S.)
I see
them! The Guardians! They're...
The tunnel chokes down to
swarming, teeming blackness.
ED (O.S.)
And they see
me! Oh, God! Help me!
INT. ED'S APARTMENT - DAY
Ed stands at his door,
Roger just outside.
ED
You seriously
suggest I perform with those grunge idiots upstairs?
ROGER
With all
three of us.
ED
And what,
bang on the floor?
ROGER
No man. On your piano.
ED
Do you have
any idea the people I’ve studied under?
Roger considers this a
moment, becomes somber. He stands very
erect and moves just inches away from Ed.
He looks at Ed’s eyes and speaks in a stern, mechanical voice.
ROGER
You learn
much under The Guardians?
Ed recoils, sits down on
the piano bench, staring at Roger.
ROGER
(Relaxing)
Sorry, Ed. I
have no idea why I said that. Or what
it means.
ED
Don’t
apologize. I think it means I should
listen to you. When the pupil is ready,
the master appears.
ROGER
I’m just
talking music here, man.
ED
Do you really
believe that?
ROGER
And various
other weird shit.
MONTAGE: ED’S KEYBOARD
MUSIC OVER:
ACOUSTIC PIANO SOLO that gradually takes on a more electronic sound, melding
into a jam with the band.
ED’S PLACE - Roger and Ed
jam, Roger fixated on Ed’s fingers on the keys.
CHILO’S PAD - Roger introduces
Ed to Chilo and Cody. Chilo obviously clowning, Ed wooden but making nice.
ED’S PLACE - Ed looks at
his piano, then the ceiling.
MUSIC STORE - Ed browses
keyboards, his distaste obvious.
SECOND MUSIC STORE - Roger
and Cody examine synthesizers with Ed.
Cody mugs with an over-the-shoulder Korg, doing Hendrix moves, teeth on
keys. Ed scoffs, but takes and examines
it, fingering the portmanteau on the neck.
STREET SCENE - Ed walks
along the sidewalk with the Korg around his neck, doing wild arpeggios. The guys walk beside him, highsiding,
applauding, commending him to passers by.
ED (V.O.)
If one stoops
to mass spectacle, one might as well go all the way. And with a little panache.
END MONTAGE
INT. CHILO'S APARTMENT -
NIGHT
Chilo, Cody, Roger, and Ed
hook up and prepare to jam. Roger gets
nothing from his amp, examines the wall socket.
CHILO
Yo, Rog, only
that one plug works. It's cool, I got
extension cords.
Lots of extension cords.
And cube taps and multis and such. Roger eyes the overloaded outlet
suspiciously.
ROGER
What you've
got, you've got a one ten AC gangbang.
He plugs in and
straightens. Everybody's ready to rock.
CHILO
Oh, man, this
is gonna be great.
Uno, dos, one, two, three, cuatro.
The band emits one blast of
synchronized sound before a fuse blows, plunging the room to blackness.
CODY
I love it.
Roger
It'd be hard
to follow.
A rimshot from Chilo's drum
kit.
EXT. GASWORKS PARK – DAY
MUSIC CONTINUES OVER
The band skulks through the
post-industrial Gasworks maze, carrying amps and instruments.
They set their gear on the
low stage. Chilo bounds over to a
lockbox, pulls out criminal implements and quickly opens it to reveal electric
outlets. He gestures invitingly.
EXT. GASWORKS PARK – LATER
The band wails, Cody and
Chilo bare-chested, Ed and Roger black-robed and stolid. Passing joggers,
skaters, jugglers and picnickers form a small but extremely intent audience.
WEASEL,
aptly-nicknamed aging punk/goth festooned with articulated rings, piercings,
and unwholesome tats, bolts upright from the crowd. As he approaches the stage, mesmerized, he starts to shine, his
metalware reflecting a golden glow. He draws closer: the golden glow increases.
He spreads his arms in a
spiritual posture as he stares into the gold gleam. He starts shaking, falls to his knees. His face rapt, his posture that of a penitent, he bobs to the
beat, spasms. He falls on his face,
arms over his head, kowtowing to the source of gold light. Then he stops
moving.
The band look at Weasel,
but keep playing. He pulls himself
upright and stares at them. He produces
a business card from his pocket and cleans it on his sleeve.
He approaches the stage
holding the card like a tribute.
Bending low, he places the card at Ed’s feet, backs away in the
subservient posture. Back in the crowd
he sits, spreads his arms into the same asana, basks in the music and light.
Ed picks up the card. It
says: “TOO HIGH” and, smaller, "WEASEL". He looks at Cody, who rolls
his eyes then concentrates on his fingers.
INT. TOO HIGH TAVERN – DAY
It's a hole, but it's
apparently their hole. The band looks
around as Weasel makes welcoming motions.
weasel
Just leave
your equipment here. It’s safe,
really. You can use it for practice
during the day.
ED
Thanks,
Weasel. But how about the other bands...
Weasel
What other
bands? You guys are the new House Band
at the Too High. As many nights as you
want.
INT. THE TOO HIGH – NIGHT
The band stands in a
circle, playing for their own edification, not for the crowd of cruisers and
derelicts. .
JAXI enters: young and
pretty with a curly blond mop and a gymnast’s body filling out alt.dot mufti.
She carries a rucksack.
She sits up front, pulls
out firechains. She stands, drags the
balls over a candle: they burst into flame.
She moves out on the floor, her firedance clearing a space around
her.
The band notices the
flare-up, open ranks to play for Jaxi's agile, inventive dance with the balls
of flame. She and the band fall into a
groove, working off each other.
Her dance climaxes, the
flames go out. She drops the chains,
stands still for a beat, steps closer to the band. A gold glow lights her, her face goes slack and rapturous.
She reaches to embrace the
band, who she sees as sexy supermen bathed in gold light and doing holy rituals
before a gold back altar elaborate as any Spanish cathedral.
She drops to her knees in
front of them, clutching her breasts.
She collapses backwards, head touching the floor. She spasms, trembling
and thrusting as though in orgasm. She arches off the floor and collapses,
obviously unconscious.
She jerks, slowly rises to
her knees, then to her feet. Shaky, she
walks right to the band, swaying to the music.
She wobbles, puts a
steadying arm around Cody's shoulders.
The band signals a break,
moving towards their table, where Weasel sets down five beers. The band and Jaxi sit, all five pick up a
schooner and drink simultaneously.
Cody
Hi, we’re the
band.
Jaxi has a southern accent
with trailer trash overtones.
JAXI
Hi, I’m the
groupie.
Cody slops beer from his
schooner.
CHILO
Sobres!
About time.
ED
That dance
was beautiful. Could you do another one
for us?
Jaxi
If you tell
me to.
ROGER
Not from
around here, honey?
JAXI
Not even
close. Mississippi. Can't you tell by my name?
CODY
Mrs.
Ippi? Is there a Mr. Ippi?
JAXI
My daddy was
from Jacksonville, supposedly. So mama
named me Jaxi.
ROGER
Hello, Jaxi.
I’m Roger. Cody, Ed. El Macho Muchacho
there is Chilo.
Cody
But you can
call him Mexi.
ED
So where do
you live now?
Jaxi reaches under the
table to heft up her rucksack.
JAXI
Y’all are
gonna tell me.
CHILO
Hey, I got a
place up in the Needle... I mean the Bridgeview.
ROGER
We all live
at the Needle Arms.
JAXI
So that’s
where we live.
CHUCo
I’ve got a
double bed.
roger
Yes, but I
have sheets.
JAXI
That's a nice
plus. But I think...
(Pauses,
browses)
You first.
She leans over to pat
Cody’s thigh.
JAXI
Nice muscles.
Good eye, Jaxi-ville.
CHILO
No es nada.
You wanna see a body born to please chicas,
I give private tours.
JAXI
Okay. You’re second.
ED
I thought you
had to have sales and limos before these things happened.
JAXI
You’ve
already happened.
Don’t tell me you don’t feel it?
Y’all are the max. Like... gods.
Man, I’m glad I came in tonight.
I almost passed.
ROGER
That does
it. You’re our fan club president. We’ve got one more set, so take notes and
pictures.
She smiles at Roger.
Jaxi
I hope you
don't think I'm forgetting about you.
Roger
The only
reason we black folk do music is to get into white girls.
Jaxi laughs, Ed studies her
closely.
ED
Is this how
you treat every band you meet?
Jaxi
Well, a
little bit. I've been around. I've done
things I'm proud to be ashamed of.
Ed
What?
Jaxi
But this is
different. Y'all are it. All the way, all time.
ROGER
You make it
sound like we're getting married here.
ED
With certain
incest/pedophile undercurrents.
Jaxi
I know. The altar... the way... I've been looking
for something as long as I can remember.
As soon as I lost it, I knew I'd found it.
Roger
So I guess we
can kiss the bride.
Cody
Hot damn.
EXT. DRIZZLY STREET - NIGHT
Roger and Ed, hunched
against a light rain, walk towards the Bridgeview. Cody walks ahead, arm around Jaxi, Chilo beside them trying to
cozen her away.
ROGER
You're a
doctor, right?
ED
Dr.
Streeter. PhD. DPsy.
ROGER
Some kind of
headshrinker, right?
ED
Yes. But enough about me, let's talk about your
mother.
ROGER
Your
mama. Look, you got any shrink ideas on
this thing? What the hell we're doing
to people?
ED
Entertaining
them, I suppose. I see all this as
trance music.
ROGER
That's what
we're seeing? Trances?
ED
Do they look
entranced or don't they? It's ancient, probably the first human music. I've heard records of Vedic drumming,
Islamic devotional chants, Native American drones, Hindu modal ragas...
ROGER
Africa,
Haiti: Religious trances, then?
Spiritual?
ED
It's also
used in art compositions. Phillip Glass
has done it extensively. Terry Riley, Eno, let me think, Cheb Sabbah.
ROGER
Music to
affect the mind and body.
ED
Repetitive
rhythm can regulate brainwave patterns, motor areas. Create euphoric disassociative states that sometimes mimic the
effect of medications or drugs.
ROGER
Damn. Clinic
description of beat. That explain this shit for you?
They walk quietly for a few
paces.
ED
Studies only
take you so fat.
INT. CLUB Le GRUNGE – NIGHT
Another cruddy venue. MUSIC
is mediocre slam from a would-be hardcore band. Ed and the boys sit with
Weasel, sweating from opening for the punks on stage.
WEASEL
Management.
ED
You’ve done
fine so far.
WEASEL
Real
management. Who knows me? See? Can I call up and book the Arena? Shit, you
don’t even know me.
ED
Good point.
WEASEL
Look, you
guys are the kind. But you play
shitholes like this, or my place, because nobody knows you since you don’t play
anyplace else.
ROGER
Ah.
WEASEL
Most of these
groups...
(Indicates
stage)
...suck as
bad as those dickheads.
The band's crudely lettered
banner reads: “THOSE DICKHEADS”.
WEASEL
Not a
chance. Sometimes I manage groups
myself, but you're scary. Over my
head. First time I heard you play, know
what I thought?
INT. BIG RED OFFICES – DAY
Understated, but projecting
success, power and exclusivity. AVIS,
the expensive Brit receptionist, has ash blonde looks and Delft blue stare that
could stop people in their tracks. And does. The band fidgets outside the glass
doors.
WEASEL
(V.O.)
I thought...
Big Red.
ED (V.O.)
Big Red?
Roger points at the
imposing logo on the doors, repeated on the wall behind Avis' desk. It says,
“BIG RED”.
ROGER
This is the
place, all right.
CODY
Looks pretty
big time.
CHILO
Let’s get
some.
ROGER
They say it’s
all about getting your foot in the door.
Ed crosses to the desk with
the band trailing him. Avis looks up at
them: Roger in black coat and glasses, Cody and Chilo athletic and hard, Ed
shaven and robed like a Kung Fu flashback.
She holds up an exquisite finger and they stop like they ran into a
wall.
AVIS
Can I help
you gentlemen?
(She
rather doubts it)
ED
We're a three
o-clock for Big Red.
AVIS
(Deepening
doubt)
Do you know
who with?
ED
The message
said to ask for “Red”.
AVIS
A message
from...
ED
Actually, it
sounded like you.
CODY
Just not as
snotty.
AVIS
(Doubts
vanished)
Ah, you’re
the Band With No Name.
Chilo whistles Eastwood’s
theme from “Fistful of Dollars”.
AVIS
We’re very
excited about meeting you. If you’d
please wait right down there in the Conference Room, I’ll send somebody with
coffee.
The guys head down the
hall, gaping at the trappings of influence on the walls. Chilo lingers, perches on the desk.
CHILO
Hey, listen, mamacita. I look at you and you know what
I see?
AVIS
A woman who
wouldn’t touch a man with tattoos.
CHILO
For you, I
could remove them.
AVIS
Actually I
never touch men at all. I’m a frigid
lesbian android.
CHILO
I caught that
right off. But I thought I’d give you a shot.
AVIS
I don’t like
getting shots. That’s why I don’t touch
men with tattoos.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY
Corporate idea of
functional luxury. The guys lounge
recreationally. BIG RED enters, a tall, imposing, flaming redhead in her late
twenties with a model’s face and killer body setting off by a power suit. She
eyes them critically.
RED
Not so
shabby. Better than I hoped.
CHILO
I was
thinking that, too. But first can you get me a beer? You guys?
Red's look removes all
doubt of who's in charge.
RED
I asked you
here today. Thanks so much for coming.
ED
So you’re...
RED
Please call
me Red. I’m hoping to act as your agent and manager.
She shifts her weight
slightly--into a ravishing pose that combines cold command with a pronounced
desirability.
RED
In fact, I
insist.
The guys look at each
other, back at Red.
ED
We were
persuaded you could make us rich and famous.
RED
Beyond your
wildest, sickest dreams. And so much
more.
CODY
Works for me.
ROGER
You go, girl.
CHILO
Oye como
va, Nena.
RED
Here’s Plan
A: I run you down on what we do with you, you sign up.
ROGER
What's the B
Plan, just in case?
RED
We skip the
rundown, you shut up, sign, get your butts to work.
ED
Not without
its own brusque appeal.
CHILO
Hey, run me
down all you want.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM –
Later
Red stands at the head of
the table, the guys sit on either side reading or signing contracts. Red stands
stiffly erect, they bend over the table, graphically depicting the power
balance. She collects contracts with a
businesslike smile.
RED
So glad to
have you all aboard.
CODY
Do we really
just call you Red?
RED
You’d prefer
something that better reflects our future relationship?
CHILO
Simón.
Just what I was thinking.
RED
Then, just
among ourselves you understand, you may call me “Boss”.
CHILO
Andale, jefecita.
She tucks away the
contracts, strides to the door, turns.
RED
We’ll be in
touch about a few little improvements.
She’s gone and the door’s
closed. The guys look around, as if
snapping out of a nap. What the hell
just happened?
ROGER
We’re about
to be New and Improved?
CHILO
Shit, I can’t
wait.
CODY
How much
makeover do we need?
INT. RED’s OFFICE – DAY
Her hairdo is different,
but not her business machine demeanor. She touches the tip of an upraised first
finger.
RED
Numero
Uno. The practice studio.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – DAY
A grungy basement in the
belly of the Needle Arms. The guys
check it out, kicking debris, while Red hands cash to a goggling Nutso. He
exits, cackling like Gollum. Red turns to
them, spreads an arm.
RED
Boys, welcome
to Hell.
INT. BASEMENT
STUDIO – LATER
The cellar is now white and
ratty rugs cover the floor. White foam
planks are stapled overhead. Chilo’s
drums, Ed’s piano, and a wall of amps and speakers are in place, as well as a
low table and a few old chairs and sofas.
The guys fiddle with knobs,
tune drums, arrange guitar stands and examine racks and booms that have
appeared.
They look around at one
another, start to play.
INT. BIG RED'S OFFICE – DAY
She ticks off her second
finger.
RED
Number two.
The Name.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – DAY
The band sprawls around
except for Chilo, who writhes at the drums as usual, experimenting with heavily
padded sticks.
CHILO
Was Band With
No Name so bad?
ROGER
We go pro, we
need a brand.
CODY
Too High
House Band sucks?
ED
Not very
exclusive.
CODY
Got it. Cody
and the Core.
CHILO
Sounds like
Marine homo porn.
CODY
The X Team.
ROGER
Low Self
Extreme?
ED
Aren't a lot
of names like Boston and Alabama and such?
Cody
Yeh, but
Seattle?
ED
All right...
Tukwila?
CHILO
Rainier
Draft.
ROGER
Starboeing.
Cody
Microbucks.
Weasel
That one has
the ring of truth.
INT. THE TOO HIGH - NIGHT
The band is cooking, but
Cody signals and they break as Jaxi approaches the stage with a roll of
gaffer's tape.
Cody has a bloody finger,
which she tapes. The band laugh.
JAXI
He earned
that sore finger honestly.
CHILO
Probably
diseased.
ROGER
Put that one
down on that list of names.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
CODY
The Puds
Chilo
Pus
Jaxi
Yeast. No, wait... Clamydia.
ED
Smegma?
Cody and Jaxi raise
inquisitive eyebrows.
ROGER
Head cheese.
JAXI
Yuck.
CHILO
You're saying
we're Yuck?
JAXI
No, more
like, Goldilocks and Three Barelies.
CODY
That's it
young lady. Shut up and go to your
room.
Jaxi's expression
freezes. She rises slowly, fighting the
impulse. She tries to speak, but can't.
She runs to the door, but
halts in confusion. Hand on the
doorknob, she turns panicked, beseeching eyes to the guys.
roGER
Ah shit man,
she's got no room.
Ed
Call it off,
Cody!
Alarmed, Cody jumps to his
feet and runs to her.
CODY
No, no, stay
here, Jaxi. Say what you want. I didn't mean it.
ROGER
Yeh, here,
sit down. Just forget the whole thing.
Jaxi's troubled expression
clears up immediately. She comes over
and sits, looking around the band with her usual cheerfulness. Ed watches her closely.
ED
Couldn't get
the door open, Jaxi?
Jaxi looks at him, blank.
JAXI
What door?
ED
She forgot
the whole thing.
CODY
Whoa.
CHILO
The girl of
my dreams.
Jaxi
In your
dreams, wetback.
ED
Jaxi, could
you do me a favor? We need a copy of
today's "Times". Think there
might still be one down at Still Life?
Jaxi
Sure, Ed.
Anybody else want anything?
She pops up, grins at the
bunch, and exits.
ROGER
I don't think
you needed to say, "can you do me a favor".
CHILO
Jesucristo, I guess not.
ED
We need to be
really careful what we say to that child.
ROGER
You got that
right. I wouldn't want to tell her to
get lost.
CODY
Or drop dead.
CHILO
Or go fuck
herself.
ROGER
Unless Red
told you to.
That has a chilling effect
on everybody.
ED
I don't see
how I can accept such responsibility for another person.
ROGER
Another
person? A nother person? How many are there out there?
CHILO
Damn, man.
ED
That's just
too much karma.
ROGER
And that's
just so far.
SEQUENCE OF SHOTS -- WHAT'S
IN A NAME?
A series of quick shots as
band members spontaneously blurt out names while rehearsing, eating, kicking
back.
LAUNDRY room
CODY
Something
like Slash.
ED
Further up
the keyboard. Asterisk.
ROGER
Colon.
CHILO
Los
Pachucos. Nopalitos.
ROGER
Too Latin.
CHILO
What's wrong
with Latin?
ED
In that case
how about Post Mortem?
CHILO
If you're
going to go there, why not just Flat Fucking Line?
FAST FOOD JOINT
CHILO
Elvis Presley
and the Beatles. That's draw some
crowds.
Cody
Free Beer
would draw more.
Roger
Various
Artists. We'll already have a bin in
the stores.
Jaxi
Blue Light
Special?
STUDIO
ROGER
Ohm.
ED
I certainly
like it.
ROGER
I meant just
the resistance symbol.
ED
It can't just
be a symbol, can it?
ROGER
Sure. But everybody will really call us The
Artists Previously Unknown as Dogshit.
CODY
Om's good,
though. Eddie and the Perusers. Ed and
the Meditators.
Chilo
How about
just The Meds?
ROGER
HWA. Honkies with Aptitude.
CHILO
Batteries Not
Included.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – DAY
Everybody chilling on
sofas, playing the name game.
WeaseL
See if you
dig where I’m coming from here. The
Chosen.
Roger
Too Jewish.
ED
Or Korean.
CODY
Toe Jam.
WEASEL
Too retro
grunge.
CHILO
Tepezcoloyo.
CODY
Will you get
real? Sounds like...
But Chilo is onto
something. He stiffens, sits up.
CHILO
No wait, I get
this Native American thing. Aztec
monster... God... something. Like this
big claw.
ROGER
Interesting. So maybe... Talon?
ED
Yes. That’s the idea. Very close.
CODY
Oh, we’re
sitting around brainstorming, and suddenly you know when we’re getting warm?
Ed ignores him, becomes
very fixated, trance-like.
ED
The basic
idea. Claws, talons, carrying away like
rapine birds...
CHILO
Chin, Ed’s having a flashback.
ROGER
Should we
call a therapist or a Kung Fu master?
CODY
Some sort of
déjà vu.
JAXI
If you’ve
seen one déjà vu, you’ve seen them all.
Ed returns to focus, shakes
his head, stares at Jaxi.
ED
Raptor. We are Raptor.
CHILO
Shit,
peeps'll think we're rappers.
ROGER
Good.
CODY
Sounds like
somebody from Castle Greyskull. What is
it?
ED
A bird of prey.
JAXI
A holy bird?
CHILO
That’s what I
was getting at.
ED
I know. It’s a bird that snatches up food in its
claws. From the Latin “rapere”...to carry away.
CODY
The hell’s
that got to do with it?
ED
Gives us
words like “rapture”.
CHILO
Carried away,
huh? OK, I see it.
ED
Also
“rapt”. And “rape”.
JAXI
That explains
a lot.
ROGER
It works for
me.
ED
That’s who we
are. The falcon is the talon of the
falconer.
CODY
Shit, dig
deeper, will you? OK, we got
"the" studio, "the" name and "the" groupie. What else we need?
INT. RED'S OFFICE – DAY
The third finger lifted.
Red produces a leather case, suggestively molded, opens it and pulls out a
microphone.
RED
The
Songs.
ED
Songs?
CHILO
You mean like, fucking songs?
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – DAY
The boys sit on sofas, Red
stands.
RED
You're one of
the great jam bands ever, already. Not
opinion: fact. Trust me. But we can’t sell jams.
CHILO
So? We’re doing good.
RED
You need
songs for airplay.
JAXI
Right. On radio if you don't turn them on, they
just turn you off.
Red ignores her, indicating
annoyance.
RED
Radio, MTV,
CDs, all that. You need lyrics to get people interested.
ED
It’s spooky
how interested people already get, actually.
CODY
We’re going
to do albums and MTV?
RED
If you stick
with me, do what I say, don’t screw up.
ROGER
Like we got a
choice. So where do we get songs? And who sings them?
RED
Both
questions, same answer.
CODY
Now we gotta
write and sing?
RED
You can.
Trust me on that one, too.
ED
The more you
say that, the more I wonder.
RED
Wondering
isn’t part of my set. Don’t stress it.
I’ll be back Wednesday. Intrigued to
hear what you come up with.
She spins on her heel,
exits.
CHILO
(Calling
after her)
How about a
reggae La Bamba?
Cody
Wednesday?
JAXI
If she'd slow
down a little, she wouldn’t be in such a hurry.
ED
What?
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO – DAY
ROGER
Maybe we
should take the whole “alternative” angle?
CODY
Fuck that.
Alternative to what? Alternative
to life is what. And we all saw what that is.
ROGER
It’s just an
expression of non-mainstream...
CODY
Bull
puckey. It’s patchy-beard white college
boys who can’t rock sitting in the corner losing their religion and wishing
they were “special”. Like we give a shit.
ED
So what
should we do, Cody? In your humble, if foul-mouthed opinion?
CODY
Duh. Paaaaar
Tay, Spanky! Boooooo Tay. Or-fay Enty-tway.
ROGER
Like...
"Louie, Louie"?
JAXI
Yeh! Like, “Boogie Til Ya Puke”.
WEASEL
Right
on. “Snort Til Ya Die”.
Chilo
"Fuck
Til Ya Bleed”.
Cody
Oh, yeh! These twerps need to come alive! Doesn’t anybody play football anymore? Or
race bikes?
CHILO
Or build
pussy wagons? They need the Beach Boys on steroids, man.
CODY
You got
it. They need like...
(Fumbling
for it)
you know...
pedal to the metal.
ChucO
Andale,
Mano! Balls to the wall.
ROGER
Sure. More
stupid expressions like that, put together so they rhyme.
MONTAGE: "PEDAL TO THE
METAL"
ON STAGE
The MUSIC carries Raptor's
signature flood of drums and bass across the low end, but with a clean rock
sound on top... a motorhead song for a new generation.
In a blaze of lights and
crowd noise, Cody crouches over his guitar, driven by the bass as he yells into
a mike.
CODY
(Sings)
Pedal to the
metal
Balls to the
wall
Brute
acceleration
Mute
anticipation
Of the thrill
of it all.
Flattens out
your eyeballs
Kicks at your
crotch
Turbo
ventilation
Tricky
carburetion
Move it out
another notch.
In the wings, Big Red looks
at the crowd, vibing it out. JULIAN STYLES, a sleek, predatory suit in his
forties, shows her a complex instrument.
She reads it, nods.
CODY
Burnin' up
the blacktop
Blowin' down
the white line
Flame out of
the chrome pipe
Punchin’ it
over the redline.
Lips to the mike, he howls
ala Beach Boys' "Surfin' USA".
CODY
Take if over
a hundred
And her
eyes'll sure shine
Open her up
now
Tear along
the dotted line.
RECORDING STUDIO
Behind the glass Cody wails
into a mike as an Engineer mixes it up.
Roger, Red, Ed and Julian watch the process. Julian leans over the Engineer, pointing and evaluating results.
CODY
Putting down
the hammer
Blowing off
doors
Going for the
action
Anywhere
there's traction
For the feel
of the force.
Looking for
the limit
Bat outta
hell
Just within a
fraction
Feeling
satisfaction
’Cause it's
throbbin' so well.
TELEVISION SCREEN
By this point the footage
is a TV video. Band footage alternates with visuals of fast cars burning out,
Chilo bouncing a "lowrider", Cody slamming a powerful motorcycle
through the gears while a bikinied bod clings behind him.
CODY
Burnin' up
the blacktop
Blowin' down
the white line
Flame out of
the chrome pipe
Punchin’ it
over the redline.
Shift it and
pop it
She'll feel
it way up inside
Motorized
meltdown
Move her past
the Yield sign.
Final seconds of the song
show, in lower left corner:
MTV SUPER: "PEDAL TO
THE METAL / RAPTOR / BIG RED RECORDS"
END MONTAGE
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
As Cody finishes the song,
Red gives him a big thumbs up from behind the glass of the booth.
CODY
Rockin'
Fuckin' Roll, Baby!
In the booth Big Red turns
a look on Ed and Roger.
Red
There's one
in the can. What are you boys doing for
the cause?
ROGER
How about a
nice Barry White thing?
RED
I don't think
so.
Roger
(Wetpants
voice)
You don't
mean that, baby.
ED
You've heard
my voice. You can’t make a silk purse
from a sow’s ear.
BIG RED
(Feral
grin)
Matter of
fact, that's exactly what we do. Ed, do you take showers?
ED
When it seems
appropriate.
RED
Do you sing
in the shower? Extra resonance for all
that bass?
ED
Frequently I
chant.
ED
Gregorian a
capella chants. Mantras. A basso profundo.
RED
So chant for
your supper.
ED
I beg your
pardon?
RED
See the mike
over your piano? Just chant into
it. Go on, trust me.
ED
I hate it
when you say that.
He leaves the booth,
appears in the studio, sits at the piano and adjusts the mike.
ED
But you’ve
made me a believer.
RED
(Over
PA speakers)
That’s the
other thing we do.
Ed clears his throat,
fidgets. He touches the keyboard, then puts his hands in his lap and closes his
eyes.
ED
Aaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm.
He draws the syllable out,
begins a rhythmic chant.
ROGER
Hare freakin'
Krishna.
Red
Now some
piano, Ed.
(To
Engineer)
Give him more
monitor.
The amplified chant fills
the studio. Ed touches the keys,
driving a matching bassline, that creates a beat between the strings and his
voice, an overpowering mood.
Red smiles, gives Ed a high
sign. She motions Engineer to continue,
exits through the hallway door.
INT. Inner studio office –
DAY
Julian waits outside. He
raises an eyebrow, Red returns a brisk nod.
BIG RED
Coming along
right on time.
JULIAN
I'm so glad.
I need it yesterday.
BIG RED
These are our
boys.
JULIAN
Looks like
it. But there's still something... It
needs more surface highlight, you know.
More punch.
red
I'm sure
you'll take care of it.
Julian
It's already
being taken care of.
Red laughs and starts to
turn away. But Julian lays his hand on
her nape and turns her around.
JULIAN
But who will
take care of Julian?
Red's face shows nothing,
but her reluctance is obvious.
RED
Do we have
to?
JULIAN
Yes. You do.
He pushes her back to arms
length and releases her. He stands more
erect and takes on the hard, hawkish look.
She sees him as a statue of
a living god cast in dark gold, like hematite reflecting gold highlights.
She falls to her knees,
leans back spreading her hands, then leans forward to embrace his legs and
bring her mouth to his groin.
Julian looks down at her
and smiles, touches her hair tenderly, then wraps a skein of it around his
fist.
INT. DANCE
CLUB - NIGHT
A somewhat
upscale young crowd pogos frenetically as Raptor noodles out percussive dub.
NICK FONTANA
stands watching in the foyer, cell phone to his ear. Raincoat and bluesbro hat,
Stratocaster slung behind his back, he's an old school bluesrocker in the
Richards/Woods bisexual/bum tradition. Have ax, will travel.
NICK
Yeh this is
the place, but...
(Listens
briefly)
Got it. I'm your headhunter, baby. I'm your huckleberry.
He steps
into the wall of sound and bodies, takes in Raptor, a sneer on his
painstakingly ravaged face, heads up front.
He stands
directly in front of Ed, stiff and erect on the Korg. He reaches down and pulls his guitar around to present arms. And waits for a break.
When the
band breaks... mostly because he's getting to them... he shakes his head
melodramatically.
Nick
I heard you
signed with Big Red.
The moshers edge away. The band are taken aback. Ed nods.
Nick
Hard to
believe. You need a lot, but vocals is worst. And guitar.
He steps onto the low stage
and pulls out a patch cord.
Nick
Hi. I'm Chicago Nick Fontana. Let me show you
something, boys.
The band dithers, in
unfamiliar territory. Except for Chilo,
who bolts to his feet, knocking his stool over. He does a quick flex, spins his sticks and poises to attack.
chuco
How about we
show you, homes?
Obviously "under the
influence" Chilo slashes viciously at the drums, stomps on the pedals to
push a gutpunch beat.
The rest of the band are
immediately with the program... focused on Nick and out for blood. The sound pounces out claws first, nailing
Nick in his tracks.
No foreplay, just wham, bam,
fuck you man. The climax comes quickly.
Nick is knocked to his knees, then blown back until his head touches the floor,
his guitar sliding off the stage. He
does the flutter, the heave, the freeze.
The band knock off, snap
out, look at each other and the recumbent Nick. What did we do now?
Weasel arrives on the
scene, creeped out. He looks at Nick, shudders, waves at the staring crowd.
WEASEL
Stand back
people. Give the man some secondhand smoke. You never saw bands assassinate
fans before?
The band edges up to Nick.
Cody prods him with his boot.
Nick's eyes pop open, swim
up from death to panic to wonder.
Nick
Christ, my
life flashed in front of me and I didn't even get a hard-on.
He crawls to his knees,
shaking his head and trembling.
roger
So. Get the
picture, white boy?
Nick
Yeh, I saw it
loud and clear.
He staggers to his feet,
steps up to Ed, glares in his eyes.
Nick
And guess
what else? It saw me.
Shocked, Ed steps
back. Chilo steps in, braces Nick.
chuco
See, wey?
You don't fuck with us.
Ed recovers, stares at
Nick. He steps up and speaks.
ed
Chilo, I
think he is us.
chuco
Say what?
roger
I think
you're right.
Cody
Yeh. Weird.
He's on the team.
Nick
Rah rah rah,
sis boom bah.
CHILO
Wait. Esperate!
What we need Blues Brother for?
NICK
Hey, even
homeboys get the blues.
CHILO
Fuck does
that mean?
NICK
I get 'em
every single day. Occupational hazard.
ROGER
Could you
patch him in, Weasel?
Weasel
You dudes do
some drastic recruiting practices. So you'll all play together nicely? Like... now?
Chilo
Unless you
need a second, Nick? Get your shit
together?
It's been a tough ten
minutes, but Nick rises to that one. He
hefts his Strat meaningfully, shows his teeth.
Nick
Listen up, ese. Then talk smack.
Weasel patches Nick into an
amplifier. He flicks switches, does a
fingerdance on the tuning pegs. He
looks up at them.
Nick
So. What else ya got?
INT. BIG RED OFFICES - DAY
Julian leans against his
desk, facing Red, listening to a recorded Raptor jam with biting, bluesy second
lead.
RED
I don't
understand, is all. He's not in the
original constellation.
JULIAN
So I'm
improvising. He's a quickie, already
plays. Adds a major vibe and a solid
slice.
RED
But he's a
sub-generation. He won't ever have an
equal valence.
Julian
Except for
musically.
Red
What about
projection-wise? Basal energy? He's queer as a choirboy.
JULIAN
True. I suppose you'll have to do something about
that.
Red
How the hell
can I do anything about that?
JULIAN
Easy. Like this.
Julian takes her hands,
leads her into a slow swing dance. He spins her, bends her over his desk,
pushes up her skirt.
Julian
You
underestimate your own powers.
Red submits mechanically,
her distaste visible on her face.
Red
Gee, I wonder
why that is.
INT. RED'S OFFICE - NIGHT
Red at her desk, Nick in a
straight chair, neither at ease.
RED
Is it even
real, or just style? Some mod-rock bi affectation?
NICK
Hard to know
what gets you hard. Is this what you called me in for?
RED
Afraid so.
It's hard to explain it all, but sexual... polarization affects what we're
doing here.
NICK
So... Don't
Ask, Don't Tell?
RED
By no
means. Here at Big Red we say Don't
Argue, Don't Struggle.
She stands, walks to him,
taking on aspects of a luminous, red-gold goddess. She motions, her dress falls
away. She stands before him, pulsing worship and desire.
RED
Think we can
straighten you out?
NICK
I'm getting
straighter already.
Red lowers to her knees,
hands in his lap.
RED
Aren't you,
though? You know, Nick, a mouth is a mouth is a mouth.
NICK
Bone appetit.
You already blew my mind.
INT. RED'S OFFICE- LATER
Nick lies on
his back beside his overturned chair and a shambles of files and offices
supplies. Red straddles him, now back
to normal. Nick is blissed out.
RED
Welcome to
Mandatory Hetero World.
NICK
So far, so
good.
She leans close to his ear,
whispers.
RED
You love me
now. Your ass is mine.
NICK
Definitely. And yours is mine?
RED
It doesn't
work quite like that.
NICK
What a gyp.
RED
Look at the
fans tonight. You own their ass. They love you to death.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
The band sits around the
room, serious and nervous. Chilo leans
his chair against the door, arms crossed, on guard.
Ed leans forward,
"chairing" the meeting.
ROGER
So we're
there in the studio, we think we play guitar, drums, whatever. The engineers think they play studios. When what we all really play is speakers.
ED
And what we
really, truly play is the basilar membrane of the inner ear. We're using very
specificly pitched pulses to massage nerves that go straight to the cortex.
CODY
Who figured
this shit out?
Ed
It's nothing
new. Quite the contrary. It's what music was for in the first place.
ROGER
What's new is
that we're doing it with electromagnetic fields that show peculiar
characteristics. Influencing nerve
discharge, straight-out current induction.
Nick
What's new is
doing it on purpose.
Nods all around for that
one. Ed breaks the silence.
ED
We think a
lot of the effect comes from wave interference between the aural nerves and
brain waves. Alpha. Theta. Even subtler
waves.
ROGER
That aren't
in fraternities.
CHILO
Hijole! Right into our console!
ROGER
I've also
identified interference beats that follow the same cadence.
ED
A rhythmic
foot known as the stopped anapestic.
Studies have shown that exposure to music in that form causes bodily
fatigue, lowered volition, suggestibility.
CHILO
Fuck! Where do you get this shit?
CODY
And so
what? It's like saying the murder was
done by a bullet.
NICK
Fuckin'
A. It's a conspiracy.
So... what,
who, why?
CODY
It's plain as
the peckerprints on your ass. The work of the devil.
SeQUENCE OF
SHOTS -- "WHO ARE THESE GUYS?"
Dialog bounces between
shots in various locations, with some or all of band characters present.
CHILO'S
APARTMENT
CHILO
I'm thinking
aliens.
CODY
Without green cards?
CHILO
Fuck you. I mean vatos from space. That could explain anything.
CODY
So could the
devil. That’s what he does, explains
things.
TABLE IN TOO
HIGH
JAXI
So what can
we do if it's the devil? Go to an
exorcist?
ROGER
We’d probably
just get repossessed.
BASEMENT STUDIO
ED
On the other
hand, if it is aliens, what can we do about it?
Cody
Easy. What red-blooded American guys always
do. Dig in, resist, use muscle and
know-how to fuck them off and save the earth.
CHILO
Good one.
(Ala
Three Stooges)
Martians, eh?
Lemme attem.
(Ala
Cowardly Lion)
I’ll fight
‘em with one hand tied behind my back.
GASWORKS PARK
ESPLANADE
ROGER
I think
they're a program.
ED
Now there's a
surprise.
ROGER
More
specifically, a virus. What
"they" are, is software.
CODY
And what does
that make us?
Roger
Hardware.
He points from Chilo to Ed
to Nick to Cody to Jaxi.
ROGER
Resistor,
capacitor, transistor, data module, virtual soft drive. We're components in a PA system that tells
people what to do.
COFFEE HOUSE TABLE
ED
To justify
the way of Gods to man.
CODY
Now there's
a best-case scenario.
ED
Maybe that's
all anybody's ever been. Elements in a
circuit of uncertain design and unknown user.
BASEMENT
STUDIO
ROGER
Artificial
intelligence. A lot of this stuff feels like programming. Recursive informational shit.
ED
But what’s
the interface? How’d it get into our
brains?
NICK
Teach you
morons guitar in a year.
ROGER
Eyeball
protocol. Who gets viruses?
Eyes are
windows of the soul and windows are the best place to break and enter.
ED
Hmmm. We map
the brain using light beams to drive retinal cells.
Cody
So now we
have the soul of Windows?
ROGER
Version
666.2. Ed, what do you call bacteria or viri grown under glass?
ED
A culture.
ROGER
Think on that
a little, man. You being a culture
vulture and all.
CODY
Saviors of
true pop culture. Rolling Stone called
us that.
nick
They're New
Yorkers. What do they know about culture?
FREMONT
BRIDGE
JAXI
One thing for
sure. We're dead.
ROGER
But are we
grateful?
CODY
More like the
Undead, actually.
TOO HIGH, AFTER HOURS
ROGER
Night job of
the living dead. That's what we're thinking?
NICK
I think it's
a scam.
ED
Very helpful.
Nick
Serious.
They're gangstahs. Look how they operate, all mobbed up.
ROGER
Yeh, Red sure
looks Sicilian.
Nick
Shit, that
"Mafia" thing was just when The Mob first got noticed. It's always been around. How else would anything ever work?
Ed
Interesting
evolutionary theory.
Nick
How you think
those pyramids and ruins and shit got built? "Vote for King Tut and get a
project."?
Ed
I can agree
with that.
Nick
There had to
be a real power structure for that kinda shit.
Roger
"Chariots
of the Godfathers"?
LAUNDROMAT/BAR
"SIT AND SPIN"
Cody
So how should
we deal with them?
nick
Give 'em what
they want, take what they kick down. Everybody's happy.
ED
Like fixing a
ticket.
NICK
Okay, Mr.
Spock, what's your logical conclusion?
Come on.
CODY
It's the devil!
We are damned! The Anti Goddam Fucking Christ!
ROGER
Why didn't
you think of that when we were trying to dream up names?
IVAR'S SALMON
HOUSE DOCK
They eat and drink at
picnic tables on the floating moorage, boats passing in the Ship Canal.
ROGER
So you think
this the hand of God?
ED
Or
synthesizing an artificial God.
CODY
Holy
shit! What could be more Satanic than that?
ED
The
subconscious speaks to us in many ways.
How can we distinguish that small voice inside us from the word of
God? How different from the
"collective unconscious"?
NICK
"Unconscious
Collective" would have made a good name.
ED
But what
happens when you take on God's voice, and speak to others. Are you a holy man? A shaman?
A psychotic? What is the difference?
JAXI
Right. The differences don't make any difference.
ED
And notice
the many similarities.
JAXI
Which are all
pretty much the same.
ED
(Gritting
his teeth)
I once read
that religions are predators that feed on humans.
CHILO
Shit, that
stuff's just too squash. Like, "Believe It or Not".
JAXI
That's not
the problem. It's the stuff you have
to believe that's just unbelievable.
ED
Oy. Look, the
point is, if we're dead...
JAXI
We're ghosts?
Or Beetlejuice?
CODY
More like
demons.
Ed
So maybe if
we can figure out why we’re here and deal with it, we’ll be able to move on.
NICK
To being
dead.
ED
To our karma,
off the wheel of life and death.
CHILO
Fuck
that. I’ll play these.
NICK
You bet. Sittin' heah in limbo, mon.
BASEMENT
STUDIO
JAXI
Angels. Shining angels.
CODY
That's how
you see us? Them?
JAXI
Angels are
like God. Just because you fuck up doesn't mean you aren't perfect. When you
guys play, the whole world is one big gold orgasm.
CHILO
Wow, a
half-hour set of orgasm?
JAXI
There's no
time. It's like infinity just goes on
forever.
ED
What?
Chilo
Nothing goes
on forever, chiquita.
JAXI
Bull, there's
no end of things that go on forever.
Ed
Oh my
God.
INT. STUDIO FOYER - DAY
The band tries to ignore a
skirmish between Chilo and Nick.
NICK
You've got
chops, but no game, Beanbrain. There's
shit you actually gotta learn.
Chilo
Fuck that,
Elwood. I'm Mexican. I got rhythm in my blood.
NICK
Shit, I got
blood of the greats in me. Shared
spikes with legends.
cHuco
I'm sick of
your shit, man. Let's go in there and see who walks out.
Shorter and outgunned but
unflappable, Nick nods.
NICK
After you,
Wetback Wonder.
INT. STUDIO FOYER - Later
Ed and Roger sit serenely,
Cody fidgets, chain-smoking.
CODY
Lets at least
see whether we need the ambulance or the hearse.
ROGER
So look. Nothing's stopping you.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
Cody cracks the door,
peeks. Chilo sits at the drums, staring
at Nick's hands sliding on the lower guitar neck.
NICK
So modal is
just playing a scale.
CHILO
Instead of a
progression.
Nick
Bingo. So you'd...
CHILO
...box the
groove, same as if...
Chilo sees Cody at the
door, breaks off.
CHILO
Yo, Cody,
this shit's the bomb, man. You should
pick up on this.
CODY
I have
been. Welcome to the world of paying
attention to anglos.
CHILO
Hey, if they
got anything to say.
INT. BIG RED OFFICES - DAY
The band stroll in, relaxed
and happy, but halt when Avis raises a manicured finger.
She shows
them the front page of a trade magazine, headline: "RAPTOR DEBUT SHIPS
PLATINUM". She then completely
breaks character with a fist-pumping, foot-pedaling, head-banging wriggle of
delight.
MONTAGE - TOUR DE FORCE
music: Raptor's "Ne Sellez pas"
A swirl of vignettes,
stills and establishing shots show the band on a whirlwind tour with rave
reviews. On stage, motels rooms, planes
taking off and landing, newspaper pages, posters with American cities.
ROGER
(Sings)
You can’t
sell out
What you
ain’t got
If you don’t
know that
That says a
lot
About the
state of mind
You’re likely
to find
Up in the big
time
INT. ON STAGE - NIGHT
After show. The band stand around an empty stage whole
roadies break down.
ROGER
You noticing
the same faces?
CODY
And they lead
the waves. Drill sergeants.
ED
Mahatmas.
CHILO
So they
follow us to all the gigs?
NICK
Great. Undeadheads. They should get a life.
CODY
At least they
don't goose step.
ED
There's
always been a certain fascism about rock music. Look what goes on, like
Nuremberg rallies.
NICK
Any
music. Any tune you dance to.
ROGER
But we're a
different drummer.
MONTAGE AND MUSIC CONTINUE
ROGER
You can’t
sell out
Something you
ain’t got
If you don’t
know that
Then you
don't know squat
Because
talent talks
And bullshit
walks
Up in New
Yawk
More establishing posters,
"on the road" antics.
EXT. OUTSIDE AUDITORIUM -
NIGHT
A band of hippie/Rainbow
types drum in a circle outside an arena announcing "TONIGHT:
RAPTOR".
Chilo and Roger walk into
the circle, stunning the freaks into silence.
CHILO
Oye, if you got a drum and can play,
come in now, those side doors. Sit up front and join in.
The hemp crowd scrambles
for the entrance with their drums.
ROGER
Same deal,
all our shows. Show up to drum and you're on stage.
INT. BIG RED
OFFICES - DAY
Avis shows them a trade mag
ad: "RAPTOR: MOON SHOT TOUR". Artwork of owl sweeping down from the
moon, talons set.
At bottom a list of venues
and dates, stamped: "SOLD OUT".
Avis tosses the magazine in
the air, pumps her arms over her head, falls over backward behind her
desk. Her feet appear, kicking
wildly. Chilo is in love.
MONTAGE CONTINUES, SAME
MUSIC OVER
ROGER
You can’t
sell out
Nothing you
don’t got
If you don’t
know that
Then you just
best not
Because the
stuff you say
Ain't enough
to play
In San Tropez
The tour has moved to
Europe, as shown by the establishing posters and flashes among the stage shots
and touring clichés. From this point
all performance shots show the stage and pit crammed with dozens, hundreds, of
drummers.
INT. ON STAGE - NIGHT
The band and Jaxi stand in
the wings watching a hall fill.
CODY
Christ, look
at this crowd.
JAXI
Lots of
virgins.
They look at her,
questioning.
JAXI
You know,
newbies. Live ones. That we haven't
taken out yet.
CODY
Right. The
sheep.
ROGER
Prospects.
ED
Unconscious
sufferers.
NICK
Goys.
CHILO
Marks.
They look at each other,
start laughing.
JAXI
Lord, we're
awful.
ROGER
Are we
getting too crass?
NICK
Too
commercial? Capitalistic?
Jaxi points to a poster
with bold stencil: "SOLD OUT".
JAXI
Too late. It's too late to sell out after you're Sold
Out.
MONTAGE
CONTINUES, SAME MUSIC
ROGER
You can't
sell out
What you
ain't got
C'est une
pas de deux, mis enfants
Une mise
en scene, je ne sais quoi
You just
can't hide
What you got
inside
When you go
worldwide
The flicker of shots is now
an avalanche of paperwork: contracts, announcements, playbills, deals, raves.
Which breaks into a concert
setting, Roger at the mike, the band playing balls-out, Jaxi a nucleus in
spinning flames, a hundred drummers pounding out the beat like galley slaves.
END MONTAGE
INT. POSH BRUNCH - DAY
The Raptor team, including
Weasel, Red and Julian, sit around a big table with waterfront view.
Scattered around the table
is a new Raptor CD with "RIMFIRE" spelled out in .22 cartridges over
a photograph of glowing lava outlining the caldera of Mt. St. Helens at night.
Dinner is over and Red cuts
a cake. The frosting reads: "Top Of The Charts". It's a festive time, everybody happy.
CHILO
You aren't
having seconds, Jax? It's "all you
can eat."
JAXI
I'm can't
really eat all I can eat.
Ed rolls his eyes at that,
smiles at her.
JAXI
If I start
helping myself, I just can't help myself.
ROGER
And don't
gain an ounce. There are women would strangle you for that.
RED
Good reason
as any.
Julian taps a spoon on his
glass, gathers eyes.
JULIAN
Can I really
say more than the icing on the cake?
JAXI
Rilly. Being on the charts is just off the charts.
JULIAN
Well
said. But the operative thing now is
that you're not a new wave or spike on the graph. You're a break in the pattern.
A new paradigm like Elvis or the Beatles: the ones everybody likes.
RED
We own the
alts and hempies and college station dweebs.
And are mopping up the oh so desirable twenty-something males.
ED
Might that
alienate our original fans, that hippie Rainbow bunch?
Jaxi
Yeh,
everybody hates you if you're too popular.
julian
I don't think
that's a worry. But you know what
demographic has always driven pop music sales?
Roger
Cretins with
suspended licenses?
JULIAN
Close. Teenaged girls.
jaxi
What y'all
looking at? I'm no teenager. I'll be
twenty in March.
RED
(Aside
to Julian)
Two digit
scores, math and verbal.
JAXI
I'd
appreciate it if y'all wouldn't talk behind my back right in front of my face.
RED
Simply
amazing.
She leans over to whisper
to Julian, who laughs.
JAXI
Hey! Anything you don't want me to hear, you can
tell me yourself.
RED
Could you
stifle, Ellie Mae? Grownups are
talking.
JAXI
Fuck you,
Copperhead bitch.
RED
Unbelievable. That you're even here instead of handcuffed
to a bed in a singlewide. You're not even a component, kid. All you are is Purina Band Chow.
That does it for the
Jaxter. She's up and across the table,
fists clenched and ready to rumble.
Except that Red yawns,
stands and turns to face her charge, manifesting the aspects that set the band
and management apart from normal humans.
She looks like an Oscar in red gold, rimmed with a flickering Tibetan
flame.
Jaxi hits a wall a yard
from Red, her face awash with emotions from hate to fear to awe... to
worship. She sinks to her knees in
front of her, bowing. Red extends a regal hand over Jaxi's head, flooding her
in the gold glow.
Across the restaurant a
middle-aged Wife and Hubby watch Jaxi sink to her knees, adore the apparently
normal Red.
WIFE
Bizarre. Why would somebody bow down at her feet like
that?
Hubby
Apart from
the obvious?
Wife is miffed, Hubby
continues to stare.
JULIAN
That's
enough, Red. No scenes.
Red extends both hands,
Jaxi drops to a prone asana.
Julian flickers into his
own manifestation, broadcasting his dark gilt radiation across the table. Red falls back, relaxes, looks at the
recumbent Jaxi, drops into her chair.
Julian sighs, makes a
"what can I do" movement with his hands, stands.
JULIAN
Don't let any
of this throw you, boys. And
girls. It's just show business. And you're stars.
He turns to leave, speaks
gently to Red.
JULIAN
Coming, my
dear?
Ed signals for his
attention.
ED
Julian, could
you tell me one thing about this... structure?
JULIAN
Probably
not. And not a good thing to worry your
head over.
ED
Nevertheless. How far up does the "chain" go?
JULIAN
Great
question, actually. I used to waste a lot of time on that one.
He leans over Ed, speaking
confidentially.
JULIAN
You
understand I'm just a local... functionary.
But from my perspective I have a sort of feel for how far up it reaches.
ED
And?
JULIAN
To the heart
of the sun.
ED
Oh. Wow.
I suppose...
JULIAN
Yes. And Ed?
There are only five levels higher than my own at which the...
components... are human.
ED
Thrones, principalities, powers.
JULIAN
I told you
not to think about it.
He walks away, motioning to
Red, who stands and retrieves her purse from under her chair.
ROGER
(Blurts
out)
Yo, Red?
RED
(In
no mood)
What, Roger?
ROGER
Is there a
name for, you know, people who are "made"?
She stares at him a beat,
mutters an audible response.
RED
Parasites.
Flustered, she starts off,
gives Jaxi an enigmatic look.
RED
You'll see
what I mean, kid.
Jaxi gets up, beaten and
humiliated. She stares after Red, like
a little girl about to cry in shame and frustration.
JAXI
How does that
bitch do that?
The guys are attentive, sit
her down and hand her a drink.
CODY
Julian does
it to her, she does it to us, we do it to you.
JAXI
Yeh, but you
guys are good assholes, she's an evil asshole.
ED
Watch out for
that knowledge of good and evil. It's
tricky.
JAXI
Yeh, you
never know about knowlege.
ED
It's all in
your point of view.
ROGER
He's
right. We can't even judge the higher
levels. It'd be like dogs critiquing people.
JAXI
And she's
always going to be ahead of me, huh?
I'll never get to be "older" than her.
Ed looks at her, suddenly
pops upright, his face glazing over.
CHILO
Reason Ed
never says, "snap", like real people, he doesn't have to.
NICK
Yeh, you can
see it happen.
ED
That's what
this whole thing is all about. Older.
CODY
Then you got
it made, Pops.
ED
The ancients:
before all this. It's about what's been
around the longest. Cthulu mythos.
Nyarleth Hotep, the crawling chaos.
Arkham House books. Lovecraft's Old Gods.
ROGER
More good
band names wasted.
CODY
Whoa up a
second. There's books about this
shit?
NICK
Why not? There's CD's about it.
JAXI
If this is
all so unheard of, why haven't I ever heard about it?
ED
What did we
see when we were in the dark? Looping appendages drawing us into the fearsome
octopussy eyes and omniverous beak?
NICK
Oh fuck.
That's what I saw. And vice versa.
ED
It works on
projections of our internal tortures.
The ultimate nightmares. Like
being eaten alive by savage animals.
CHILO
Been there,
done that.
ED
H.R. Geiger
territory. Where we'd be falling if we
weren't too smart to look. Twists of
guts steaming in the body cavity, cans of worms and maggots, nests of squirming
snakes. Greedy, writhing tentacles.
NICK
Sure glad I
got the spaghetti.
CHILO
Lucky you. I
got menudo.
JAXI
And that
fucking coppertop works for this piece of shit?
ROGER
We all do,
girl.
JAXI
Well, she's a
no-good twat. And so is Julian. But you guys are angels. You shine for me and make me all I am. You'd
never hurt me.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
MUSIC OVER:
Heavy Classical
Ed sits alone at his piano,
listening to a symphony over the PA system.
He lifts his hands from the keys, starts conducting the music.
He stands, strides around,
moving his hands in sweeping conductor motions. At the peak of a crescendo, he
throws his hands wide in a violent gesture.
Just as Jaxi pulls open the
door and steps in behind him. His right
hand slams into her throat like a karate chop.
She falls, staring at him,
clutching her throat, gasping for air.
He jumps to her, frantic, tries to blow air into her mouth. No good.
She flops around in panic.
Ed leaps to his feet,
looking around the room. He starts
towards the door, then pulls a pen from his pocket. He kneels by Jaxi, grabs her hair to steady her, raises the pen
like a sacrificial knife. She stares at
him in terror.
He stabs the pen down into
her throat. She passes out. He unscrews the top of the pen, bends over
to blow into it. He raises his head,
sees her take a deep gasp of air through the hole in her throat. When she exhales, a bubble of blood emerges
from the pen, pops.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
The room is festooned with
flowers, but Ed sits in a lone vigil, fixed on Jaxi and the soft rasp of her
breath.
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY
Jaxi leans on pillows, her
throat bandaged, struggling to talk to Ed, who hangs on her every hoarse
sibilance.
ED
So you can
speak all right?
JAXI
Some people
have their doubts.
ED
Sorry. I...
JAXI
Anytime I
can't talk, I'll say so.
(Beat)
If it didn't hurt I wouldn't even feel it.
ED
That will
improve. But you'll never be a singing
star.
Jaxi smiles. Ed looks pained, starts to speak.
ED
I feel so...
Jaxi puts her hand over his
mouth. She picks up a steno pad and writes on it, hands it to him.
He reads: "IF YOU'RE
REALLY SORRY, THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE".
Ed stares at the message,
trying to get a grip on it. He looks at her, confused. She snatches the pad,
writes again.
The note now says: "IF
YOU'RE REALLY SORRY, THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE, ASSHOLE". The final "O" is a valentine
heart.
Ed shakes his head, smiles,
drops the pad, gazes at her.
She shares the gaze and
smile, then a cloud crosses her face.
She writes again, hands him the pad.
He reads: "THEY KNEW".
ED
I think so, too.
EXT. HOSPITAL ENTRANCE -
DAY
Jaxi and Ed exit hospital,
enter park. He holds her things.
EXT. VOLUNTEER PARK - DAY
Jaxi and Ed walk through
the trees, chatting in a friendly manner. Jaxi leans close so her whispers can
be heard.
JAXI
You mean you
actually played music before this shit hit the fan?
ED
Oh, yes. I
was a bit of a prodigy. But in my
family, one doesn't entertain, one becomes a doctor. Or a prominent analyst. Or else.
JAXI
So did you
like shrinking heads?
ED
Ironically, I
never found out. I just kept going to
school forever.
JAXI
Ew! Eight
years was enough for me.
Ed
I've got more
postgrad than that. But I just couldn't
enter the field. Play God with minds. All I wanted to do was perform.
JAXI
So now you're
playing music and playing God with our heads.
ED
Neither is
quite what I expected.
JAXI
You'd rather
be in some symphony, right? Boston Pops
or something.
Ed winces, but maintains.
ED
Actually,
it's been extremely interesting. I just
wish the sound... It needs more... majesty.
JAXI
How do you do
that? What is it?
Ed looks off through the
trees, grabs her hand.
ED
Come on, I'll
show you.
He half drags her into the
trees, toward the street. They burst
out in front of St. Marks Cathedral.
Jaxi
That? It's some kind of a church.
Ed
With some
kind of a pipe organ.
Excited, he pulls her
towards the street.
INT. ST. MARKS - DAY
Jaxi and Ed approach a
guide, spieling the magnificent pipe organ to a tour group. Ed leaves Jaxi with
the tour and steps right up to the organ, examining it avidly.
guide
Excuse me
sir. You shouldn't...
Ed sits down, flips stops
and switches on the console.
GUIDE
Sir! Please... Only qualified...
Ed caresses the keys, then
pitches in. The vestry fills with deep,
colored tones of rococo magnificat.
The guide bristles, glances
at Jaxi, shudders. Ed pauses, smiles at Jaxi, who is thrilled and overwhelmed.
GUIDE
Sir! What are
you doing?
ED
Toccata and
Fugue in D Minor.
He hits the keys and organ
gives a grand squawk.
ED
And
variations on the theme.
(To
Jaxi)
This is how
they moved people's souls before electricity.
JAXI
Well, it
still works.
ED
That chanting
Red keeps pestering me about? I think I just got it.
MONTAGE: THE
GREATEST OF ALL
MUSIC OVER:
ORGAN SOLO with Ed chanting Corinthians 13.
CATHEDRAL --
In the lush light of stained glass windows, Ed builds a powerful counterpoint,
then chants over it, a recitation regular and impactive as a bass drum.
ED
(A
basso profundo)
Yea, though I
speak in the tongues of men and angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding
gong or a clanging cymbal.
ED'S APARTMENT--Ed sits
meditating... a lonely figure in an empty setting.
ED (V.O.)
If I have the
gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and knowledge, if I have faith
that moves mountains, but have not love, I am as nothing.
THE BRUJO'S CAVE--A flicker
of shots as Ed downs the potion, is terrified by his vision, recoils into the
fire.
ED (V.O.)
If I give
away all I have and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I am
nothing.
SEATTLE CENTER--Jaxi and Ed
walk, talking affectionately, in front of the explosive glory of the Fountain.
ED (V.O.)
Love is not
proud, delights not in evil, but rejoices in the truth.
BASEMENT STUDIO--Quick
shots show Jaxi clowning with the guys, laughing, staring at Ed in awe.
ED (V.O.)
Where there
are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled;
where there is knowledge, it will pass away. But love never fails.
THE TOO HIGH--Ed, playing
on stage, watches Jaxi dance with fire.
The flames blend around her, form a blazing flower. In the center, she glows in beauty. She catches his eye and smiles, spins the
flower up over her head.
ED (V.O.)
Love always
protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
BASEMENT STUDIO--Ed watches
as Jaxi exits with Chilo, his arm around her ass. She looks back at him, shrugs, smiles.
ED (V.O.)
Now we see as
if in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now we know in part; then we
shall know in full.
BASEMENT STUDIO--Ed stows
his Korg, turns to leave. Jaxi sleeps
on the couch: he squats, studies her face. He moves to brush stray hair from
her face, but can't touch her. He pulls
a throw over her and leaves, turning out the light.
ED (V.O.)
All these
things remain; faith, hope and love.
But the greatest of all things is love.
END MONTAGE
INT.
BASEMENT STUDIO
Jaxi and
Roger sit on the coffee table, Ed cross-legged on the sofa. Roger shows Jaxi an Ipod-like device.
ROGER
This is like,
Mark One. I cobbled it up from stuff I
was working on, you know, before. Converting
neuron discharge to audio signals.
JAXI
That should
be worth money.
Roger
In a perfect
world. The sensors have to contact your larynx.
JAXI
Cool, they
look like earphones.
Roger
Here's bass,
treble, sustain. Here's your volume
control.
ED
At long last.
ROGER
Patch it into
a synthesizer or board and you've got total control of the signal.
ED
Wonderful. State of the art non-sequiturs.
ROGER
This switch
filters those out.
ED
What?
ROGER
Gotcha. But seriously, with the equipment here, you
can do almost anything with your voice.
JAXI
Then what do
they need us for?
ROGER
That's a good
one, all right.
Ed
The prison of
flesh still exerts a certain obscure charm.
Roger places a portable
radio on the table, extends the antenna and turns it on.
JAXI
So I just...
Roger
Sub vocalize.
Jaxi nervously clears her
throat, opens her mouth and...
BIG FEEDBACK SQUEAL from
the radio. Ed lunges, turns it off.
ROGER
Still needs
some work. Jaxi what do you know about
"techno" music?
ED
Sounds right
up your alley.
ROGER
More hers,
actually. She can just be herself. With
minor mods.
ED
You know
you're creating a monster? Psycholinguistic Armageddon?
ROGER
Well, God
forbid we do that.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
Lights low, the band
huddles around Cody, kicked back in a beatup recliner, and Ed, sitting beside
him looking grave.
CHILO
Shit, he
channels anything, it'll be the Playboy Channel. Or ESPN.
ED
So call it
"guided meditation".
(To
Cody)
Just tell me
what you see.
CODY
Wait. I see an old man. In white clothes. White hair and beard.
ED
Good,
anything else?
CODY
He’s has
friendly, sparkly eyes.
ED
What else
about him?
CODY
He has a
secret.
ED
Excellent.
CHILO
Damn. This shit might be working.
ED
(Shushing
Chilo)
Tell me more.
CODY
A secret
recipe.
CHILO
You
asshole! Chinga tu madre!
ROGER
Yeh, what he
said.
ED
Very droll,
Cody. I was only...
CODY
You don’t get
it, do you? We can’t be
hypnotized. We are hypnotized,
see? We are the hypnotists.
ROGER
About the
size of it. We don’t trance, we are the
trance.
CODY
You go down,
check the oil in your subconscious and you're going to see one thing. And you
know what.
ROGER
He's
right. Big Bad Red.
Chilo
Naked, I
hope.
Cody shoots him an unseen
glare.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
An impromptu bull session
in the empty studio.
ED
It doesn't
matter what we play. The package is the
beat itself.
ROGER
The
virus. Leads and vocals are
contrapuntal dissonance to create a holographic interference pattern.
CODY
The words
don't matter, huh?
ROGER
Remember
those pictures you would stare at long enough, you'd see a 3-D pyramid or
something? Kind of like through
the picture?
CHILO
Yeh, what
happened to those? My cousin had one
was so tight, had the Raiders logo...
NICK
I get it.
Anything we sing is like tinsel to grab people. Meanwhile underneath, the holo noise is resetting their ticker.
ROGER
Top end means
nothing. But it has to be attractive.
JAXi
That's what
I'm saying. It's the stuff in plain
view that's totally out of sight.
ED
And if you
want people to see your pyramid or smile face or whatever, you choose a picture
they like.
ROGER
You got
it. You want Catholics, use a pic of
Virgin Mary, want Democrats, use an anti-Bush cartoon, you want guys, use...
CHILO
...Jaxi's
tits.
JAXI
Your ass,
beaner!
ROGER
Much more limited appeal.
NICK
We'll
probably end up doing techno and rap.
For the demographics.
ED
Whatever
catches their ear long enough to induce the death.
JULIAN
(O.S.)
(On
monitor speakers)
Actually,
it’s not death that matters: it’s ego-death.
This can happen a lot of ways: drugs, sex.
The band jerks around, sees
Julian behind the booth glass, spookily bottom-lit by the panel lights.
ED
The dread the
mind will do anything to avoid.
JULIAN
It can even
be bred in to happen from embarrassment, of all things. That’s been exploited for years. Japs. Religions I could name.
ED
And the gate
to enlightenment.
JULIAN
But that's
low grade. Actual flatline of cerebral
function gives us a cold boot, so to speak.
And we end up as what Roger might call the default setting.
ROGER
Root
access. Which means... user.
JULIAN
A
semi-friendly warning, fellahs. You can
waste a lot of time picking at this.
The flow and show is the way to go.
You know?
He smiles around the group,
turns off his lights.
CODY
Shit! It just
gets more sci-fi.
ED
If you
believe Mr. "Trust Me".
Cody
Hey, here we
are, Dr. Theory.
ED
That could be
a cover story. We could have been
harvested from rehab wards and hypnotized.
Our pasts could be custom-built fakes.
ROGER
We could be a
band that hired a hypnotherapist to do this.
CODY
Fuck that...
the real world's out there. Just because you never...
ED
Then give me
a real world explanation. Julian just
did.
CODY
You really
think this is all in our heads? Just memory chip stuff?
JAX
Well, if this
is all just about memories then we should forget it.
ED
What?
JAX
See, if you
just stay in your mind, you’d be out of your mind.
ED
What are you
talking about?
JAXI
What I just
said.
ED
Oh. What was I thinking?
JAXI
Same as
always. That everything I say is some figure of speech.
ED
Well,
technically...
JAXI
I just can't
communicate with you, if you see what I'm saying.
ROGER
He's crippled
by intellect, Sugar. What you trying to
say?
JAXI
I always
thought... you know, like we have this reality and all? But what if there's something
else?
NICK
What if?
JAXI
Wouldn't that
be something else?
INT. ED'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Ed sits at piano, jotting
on tablature. Jaxi knocks, enters, wearing Cody's shirt: "CRUSTED
BUTT SKI PATROL".
ED
Isn't it past your bed time?
JAXI
Ah, tonight I'm too out of it to get into it.
Ed looks askance.
JAXI
No point having sex if you're just fucking around.
ED
That's something I've wondered about. If you don't mind my asking.
JAXI
I wondered if
you ever wonder.
ED
Well... how
do you sort it out? You have sex with
people, have feelings with people. But
you're like a slave, can't disagree, can't...
JAXI
I may be
blond, Doc Shrinkenstein, but I've thought about that. You know what I came up
with?
ED
What's the
probability of that?
JAXI
Ask an unborn
baby if he loves his mother. You see? What's to sort?
ED
I don't think
any adult understands what babies feel.
I just can't... Is it worth living without.. well... Free Will.
JAXI
Didn't we
play at that rally?
Ed goggles, she
giggles.
JAXI
Come on, Ed,
I'm not that blond.
ED
And I'm not
all that logical.
She sits down beside him, gives him a look.
JAXI
Ed, have you
ever been in love?
ED
Not that I
recall. Have you?
JaXI
Constantly.
And there's no logic to it. You just gotta close your eyes, bend over and pucker
up.
ED
Sounds like
a... "chick thing".
JAXI
Anybody. You
have to hang on and let go.
ED
I see.
JAXI
Get ready to
be unprepared.
ED
Just what I
was going to say.
JAXI
It's so
sensual, it wouldn't make sense to make sense.
ED
Since when?
JAXI
Hey, Spock! You're getting it.
ED
Spock to
Seuss, great progress.
JAXI
Hey, if it
wasn't for progress, we'd never get anywhere.
Jaxi looks him over, moves
around the bench, straddles his lap. She leans towards him, intoxicating him
with her proximity. She stretches her throat, brings it to his lips.
JAXI
Make it well,
Ed.
Hesitantly, he brings his
lips to her skin, then moves them downward. He shudders, clutches her as she
closes her eyes. Ed breaks the embrace, stares into her smiling face.
ED
All this
time, all it was, I...
He breaks off in horror as
her face twists in to greedy, triumphant leer.
He jumps up, dumping her on the floor.
Jaxi looks at him, sees a
brutal, tumescent beast. She tucks,
rolls and leaps to the door.
They face each other,
looking normal.
ED
My God! I
just wanted to say I...
Jaxi screams, backs to the
door, claws it open, exits.
Ed sinks to the piano
bench, shaken. He stares at his hands,
touches fingers to his lips.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
Jaxi stands by the sofa as
Ed enters. They eye each other with understandably mixed emotions.
She edges towards him,
touches his arm. He pats her hair,
takes her hand. So far so good.
ED
Listen, about
last night...
Jaxi stiffens, yelps and
runs from the room. Ed stares after her, totally nonplussed.
Cody sits up on the sofa,
his head coming into view.
CODY
Eddie, Eddie,
Eddie. Never start a sentence with, "About last night."
(Beat)
You ol' dog,
you.
MONTAGE -
"DOn't lets Talk"
A series of shots and
mini-scenes establish Jaxi and Ed's dilemma.
They love each other and can touch, be together, but can't talk about
their feelings. When they do, they see each other morph into horrors. Others
see them normally.
JAXI
(Sings, husky whisper)
Don't ever tell me to my face
Bite your tongue, consider it done Let's just go through the motions Keep it to yourself this
once Just don't speak the words you
seek
If I don't hear your voice
Then I'll still have a choice
Jaxi ruffles Ed's hair, starts to open her mouth. He turns to her,
his face cruel and demeaning. She jumps
up, freaked out, then edges back beside him, gingerly pats his thigh.
Jaxi speaks to Cody, then to Roger,
both indicate reply with "what can I tell you" gestures.
Ed talks to
Roger, then to Cody. Both nod, then
shrug him off, slugging his shoulder for support.
JAXI
We can't talk now
It's not the time
We can't talk here
It's not the place
We can't talk straight
It's not the same
Don't talk, dear
Not to my face
In the recording studio, Jaxi steels herself, faces up to Ed and
starts talking. He turns into a demonic
sex monster. She can't help ducking
away from him.
He sees her as an evil
spider-like bitch scuttering into the woodwork, obviously out to fuck him
over.
Through studio glass, Red
and Julian see Ed and Jaxi going nuts, totally normal in appearance. Red is touched, sad. Julian laughs his ass
off.
JAXI
Don't try to write it down in words I read just fine between the
lines Let's just scratch the surface
I'd be crazy to get wise
I don't read what I don't need
If it's not black and white
Then it can't be right
Jaxi carefully writes a note, sets in on a table. Ed picks it up, takes one glance as it
twists around his hand in an obscene grabbing motion.
He drops it, a normal piece of paper. She picks it up, throws it in the trash can.
JAXI
Don't draw
me any pictures, please I see it all scrawled on the wall
Let's just
keep this civil
Don't do me
any favors now
It won't be
hard to play that card
I'll be last
to know
Don't tell me
though
Ed's apartment is
completely dark. Suddenly the light
comes on, Jaxi and Ed staring at each other in terror.
She runs to him, embracing
him in fear. She leans her head back to
speak, he puts a hand over her mouth.
JAXI
Don't tell me
so
Tell it to
the night
Don't come
too close
We might
catch our death
Don't tell me
no
I'll never
hear it right
Don't even
move
Don't take a
breath
The last few shots of the
montage show Jaxi whispering into microphones, booth activity. She just put down a single.
END MONTAGE
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO: MUSIC CONTINUES OVER
Ed sits listening to the
last bars of "DON'T LETS START".
Jaxi enters and he warily removes his headphones and speaks to her very
carefully.
ED
I know what
you're trying to say.
JAXI
Thank God for
that. All this stuff we can't do is
just impossible.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
The band, now including
Jaxi, are in position.
NICK
So that's our
new vocalist? The hoarse whisperer?
JAXI
Fuck off,
Little Nicky.
NICK
Only if
you'll say, "Make them an offer they can't refuse," for me.
CODY
What, it's
worse than Ed grunting?
NICK
Chick singer,
man. Danger! Run!
ED
Don't be
absurd.
NICK
How many
chick singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody answers, so he does.
NICK
She holds the
bulb and the world revolves around her.
The guys chuckle, Chilo
laughs out loud.
JAXI
Oh yeh? What do they call assholes who hang out
around musicians?
She leans into Chilo's
face, hands on hips.
jaxi
Drummers.
Big laugh all around, Nick
applauds.
ED
And what do
you call musicians who can't read music?
Nick grins ruefully, points
a pistol finger at Ed.
NICK
Guitar
players. OK, OK, I'm cool.
Red enters, carrying a
stack of DAT tape and discs.
JAXI
So am I still
just rent-a-meat?
RED
You sure are,
sweetie. It's just that we found a more
lucrative use for your throat than you did.
She catches Cody's eye,
blushes. Looks at Jaxi, softens.
RED
Listen, kid,
I’m sorry. This isn't a fair fight. We're just cattle on the lot here. Myself included.
Cody hears that, gives her a long look as she hurries out.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
The band in position. Red
hands out lead sheets, exits.
NICK
Damn, is she
one fine-looking head? And a
redhead! Hidden fires, you catch my
drift.
Cody
We get it.
Why don't you get an "I Fuck The Boss" shirt and shut up?
Nick looks around, reads
the guys' looks.
Nick
You got eyes
for that, too, huh? Well, I'm open to
a challenge. Best man win, all that
jock jazz.
Cody comes up squared off,
fists and teeth clenched.
Cody
In case you
didn't notice, it's not exactly the Mens Open around here. We get what they toss us. So why don't you just piss off and thank the
powers of darkness for what you got and are too lame to appreciate?
Cody turns and stomps to
the door. He pauses there, examining
Nick more closely.
CODY
But that
ain't shit for you blues assholes, is it? You already go to the crossroads,
sign your waivers with the Devil.
Working for evil doesn't bother you, does it?
ROGER
I thought we
agreed they were alien cyber-mafia.
Cody
Ha, ha,
bushers. But I think we're coming right up on a crossroads our own selves. See who'll hang in when we get the real
playbook.
NICK
Look, she's a
stone fox. I'm a lucky guy. What you
want from me?
CODY
How about you
drop dead? Again.
He exits, slamming door.
Unseen in the booth, Red has seen and heard, takes it in with mixed emotions.
EXT. FOOTBALL STADIUM - DAY
A banner identifies
"STREET WEED", a hybrid rap/metal posse in the Ice Cube mold, a
barrage of pose and 'tude. The audience
responds with fevered applause and mass movement.
BACKSTAGE
Raptor watch Street Weed
perform, taken somewhat aback.
ROGER
Loud enough
for you?
JAXI
God, if it
was any louder I couldn't hear it at all.
CODY
I don't get
it. What's their point?
ED
Pointless
movement. Based entirely on rhythm, the
most primitive element in music.
NICK
Get laid now
and then and you'd appreciate primitive movement.
CHILO
So what's
hipper than beat?
ED
Melody. Most
advanced is harmony.
ROGER
What about
holographic metaharmonic neuroprogramming?
Nick
The fuck is that?
ROGER
That would be
what we do.
CHILO
I think, so
do they.
They look out at the
audience, the front rows mostly Black, and moving in familiar, though different
wave patterns.
With a frenzy of noise and
mass adulation, Street Weed finishes their encore and troop offstage.
As they pass
Raptor, they morph into scary Afro-monsters, glaring and snarling at Raptor in
hostile positions.
Cody
Holy shit, look
at those guys.
Chilo
The fuck we
doing here?
ED
I think I see
it. They're a competitive brand. It's like renting somebody's mailing
list.
ROGER
Could be. Trolling
for customers.
CODY
Some rough
fucking customers.
CHILO
So are we,
homeboys.
Nick nods, brandishes his
guitar.
NICK
O-blue-terate
those yapa dapas.
ONSTAGE
Not a pretty sight. Much of
the audience are hippie/yuppie/ rockers, but up front it's all Black, and none
are friendly. Some morph. The sound is hostile, threatening. The band take
positions gingerly, unsure of themselves.
Cody suddenly snaps into
his powers, steps to the mike, cruises the crowd. He turns to the band.
CODY
I read their
play. I can stunt 'em.
Roger
Should we ask
for requests?
Cody
No fear. I
got it going here, gonna bulldog these heifers. Just follow my audibles.
Lay down the junk.
Chilo
Say what?
CODY
Funky junky
boogulation.
Ed
What are you talking
about?
CODY
What those
dickweeds did. Hand it to me and get
outta my way.
The band kicks into a
chunky imitation of the beat from the previous act. Within two bars it
coagulates to dangerous rap dub. Cody
grabs the mike, launches into a shuffle-beat rap.
CODY
Come
on rednecks and peckerwoods,
join
in the Aryan Brotherhood
We
don’t like Niggahs and we don’t like Asians
Don’t
like anybody ain't Caucasian.
If
you think your ass is ready for buryin’
Just
get in our face if your race ain’t Aryan
The crowd is stunned, then
laughs. Then starts to move.
ROGER
Play that
funky music, white boy.
CODY
We don’t like
Jews or Arabs or Catholics
We don’t like
Denzel or Lopez or Affelecks
Don't like Al
Queda or Al Sharpton
Don't like
fresh boyz come out of Compton
Don't like
Spike or Rastafarians
Get it
together cause we be Aryans
Applause from the hippies,
normals and some Blacks, but increased yells and menace from core Street Weed
disciples.
ROGER
Jaxi! Get out here, girl!
Jaxi trots over, eyes wide,
wearing her throat sensors.
ROGER
That thing we
were working on?
Jaxi nods, expectant but
intimidated.
ROGER
Might be a
real good time for it.
Gulp. She scans the crowd, stage-spooked. Roger steps to his boards, flutters his
hands across them.
ROGER
Break it off,
honeychile.
In the oppressive silence,
Jaxi stammers, starts to speak, jumps as her voice booms out of the PA system.
JAXI
Hi. Jesus!
Oh, that was me. Hey...
The crowd is milling,
starting to snicker and catcall.
JAXI
I just want
to ask y'all...
More hoots from crowd.
BLACK MALE VOICE
What you want
to know, bitch?
JAXI
Well...
She cocks a hip, chiseled
buttocks below skintight shorts.
She touches the device on
her belt and her voice turns into an electronically optimized chirrup.
JAXI
Do you like
my ass?
MONTAGE:
"UDIGMYASS"
Raptor throb with
synth/tech vocal ala "Making Sandwiches".
ON STAGE - Jaxi prances,
flashing her butt outrageously while singing in her modulated voice.
JAXI
Do you like
my ass?
Because it's
so damn fine.
Just take a
look, what do you say?
You say,
"Wow!" You say,
"Tight!"
What a tight,
luscious ass.
Well check
this out...
She punctuates that with a
exceptional bootie move. She's winning
the crowd over. Synchronized movement
starts.
JAXI
Hey what are
you looking at?
You want to
touch my ass, huh?
Fess up,
now... this so fine ass
Just too
atrocious.
You wanna
stroke those cheeks.
With the
little dimples
Peach fuzz
upholstery.
Lotta hot
cleavage.
Wanna get a
handle. Don't you?
Well can you
handle this...
MTV/BET STYLE VIDEO - More
punctuation--in skimpy thong.
The vid is Jaxi prancing
her buns in various shorts and much less. Raptor members appear, cartoonishly
smitten by her "bootay". Ed
cameos, scowling in prudish disapproval.
JAXI
Why don't you
kiss my ass?
It's one
tasty ass.
Just a tight,
hard peach.
A little
sweet salty sweat.
CLUB DANCE FLOOR
Beautiful bodies gyrate in
a frenetic techno club. Jaxi's voice
pounds, her grainy image fills several big screens.
JAXI
It's so
calipigious. That's Latin.
It means
"super fine ass".
So present
those lips!
I want to
feel some... tongue.
Does this
make you drool?
BEDROOM TV SCREEN
Jaxi's keister fills a TV
screen at Adolescent Girls' slumber party.
All sport imitations of Jaxi's hairdo and outfits. Several wear
necklaces imitating her electrodes.
JAXI
Do you get an
itch sometimes?
I think you
do.
Like that
itch "down there"?
There must be
something.
You can't put
your finger on.
Wait, what we
got here?
Hey, it's a
nice, fine, tight ass!
Don't you
just wish?
You bet your
sweet ass!
She steps to the edge of
the stage, waving and jiggling.
JAXI
Come on,
buttheads, let's hear it!
Look at that
ass!
CROWD ROAR
Look at that
ass!
JAXI
Look at that
ass!
CROWD ROAR
Look at that
ass!
JAXI
And don't you
forget it!
The piece ends, Jaxi bows
deeply, cartwheels offstage.
The band immediately tears
into "Pedal To The Metal".
The crowd roars as one,
moves in one stylized surge.
EXT. STADIUM PARKING LOT -
DAY
The band exits the ramp
jubilant and chattering. Julian and Red are with them, both showing approval
all around.
Beside their bus the Street
Weed driver finishes changing a tire, the players and management standing
around, dejected. They aren't scary now: just degenerate and unappealing.
The manager bitterly
salutes Julian, who responds, smiling. Street Weed snarl and troop onto their
bus.
ED
I misjudged
what this thing was all about. It was a
pit fight.
CHILO
You got it,
"Om Boy". And we were the big
dogs.
ROGER
So we’re the
main studs in the mindfuck standings for now.
JULIAN
(From
behind him)
That’s
right. Very good. And very well done. I'm proud of you, boys.
ED
So why did
you do this? Why...
JULIAN
Ed, how many
Americans are black?
ED
Approximately
twelve percent.
JULIAN
That’s
right. Not a big number, is it? But not a small number either.
ROGER
The Rainbow
Coalition, that's us.
ED
Just one big
tent, bwana.
JULIAN
For the
greatest show on earth.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
Ed enters, catches Jaxi
watching her own video, blown away by her oeuvre. She clicks it off. Ed
smiles indulgently.
ED
Classic. Timeless.
Stung by that, Jaxi
stiffens.
JAXI
That timeless
stuff is so passé.
ED
I just
meant...
JAXI
"Everlasting"
is kinda dated, too.
ED
You did fine.
It's a great ass.
JAXI
(Now
really angry)
If you're
serious, you'd better be kidding. I don't see you playing opera at Carnegie
Hall.
ED
We're just
pop stars, Jax.
JAXI
Are we even
that? We're just their hand puppets.
It's like cheating. None of it's
really us.
ED
If those
aren't really your buttocks, then...
JAXI
Hey, fuck
you!
She stomps out, colliding with
Cody at the door.
JAXI
What can I
say to somebody I'm not speaking to?
CODY
I'm the last
one to ask.
INT. RECORDING BOOTH
Red and Cody stand by the
mixers, talking earnestly.
RED
You can't get
your feelings involved in this. Believe
me, please. Any personal emotions you
have are just on the sidelines of the game plan. Understand?
CODY
So we're
talking a game, huh? And there's plans
that are more important than how I...
She snaps back to Big Red,
speaks "ex officio".
RED
Yes, Cody,
there is. And not just important. Inevitable.
Cody is rigid from her
command presence. And megabummed.
RED
(Softening)
But it's not
a hundred percent thing. There's always
a little slack around the edges.
CODY
And that's
where I come in? A little slack on the
sidelines?
She touches his face a
fleeting moment, then moves away.
RED
I hope so,
Cody. I really do.
She exits, closes the door
softly. Cody screams out:
CODY
Then stop
fucking everybody around here except me!
The door opens, but it's Ed
who enters, hears the outburst.
Ed
I know
precisely what you mean.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
The guys sit around,
stressing and unhappy. Again Ed leads.
ED
After that
show, It's pretty obvious something has to be done.
ROGER
Roger
that. We're weapons of mass
deconstruction.
CODY
Bingo. I
didn't sign on as some psychic mercenary assassin.
ED
Anything you
signed was a formality. You enlisted on
that river. Like I did down in Sonora.
ROGER
But yeh, we
gotta call a halt.
NICK
So what do
you think we can do?
CODY
I think it's
pretty obvious.
Jaxi
No question
about it.
INT. - BIG RED MANAGEMENT -
DAY
The elegant Avis sits
typing into a computer. Past her, through the glass doors and down the marble
hallway, a dark metal elevator door slides soundlessly open.
Ed, Roger, Cody, Chilo, Nick,
and Jaxi exit the elevator in measured, ominous SLOW MOTION. All wear long
black dusters, "Matrix" sunglasses, and stony game faces. All are armed, carry menacing black
dufflebags. Six abreast, they stride purposefully towards the doors, heading
for the showdown.
Chilo and Cody are at the
center. Reaching the doors, they extend
black, fingerless gloves to push the doors.
The pull-only doors give, then bounce them back.
ED (V.O.)
Seriously,
though...
INT. RAPTOR'S STUDIO - day
The band sits around a long
table, tense and determined.
ED
...we need to
put our minds and talents to work on this.
There has to be a way around this thing.
NICK
Maybe. I'd
say tangling with these guys on their own turf is the last thing we wanna do.
JaxI
Situations
like this, the last thing you'd want to do is the first thing you want to do.
Ed
That's very
stalwart, Jaxi. But some of us are interested in surviving this thing.
JAXI
Surviving? I've lived on the street since I was
thirteen, Mr. Preppie. You couldn't survive if your life depended on it.
ROGER
Let's
everybody keep cool.
JAXI
Thanks so
much, Mr. Roboto.
ROGER
And remember
who the problem is. Let's not become
one with them.
NICK
Why's that a
problem? It's not like we're vampires or anything.
Cody
How do you
know? We got no damn idea what they
are, what we are. We could be sump
pumps for like... life energy. Advance scouts for oxygen-stealing pussy
pirates.
NICK
Or maybe it's
not "Bad", just the way things work, but more so. You see anybody
unhappy out front? Why blow a great gig?
ROGER
Sure. Could
be nature taking over because we're fucking up. Maybe we're the saviors of the planet.
JAXI
You really
believe that, Roger?
ED
I admit it's
not as sound as The Hell's Angel Mafia from Mars...
JAXI
If you got
nothing to say, say so.
NICK
But the main
thing is, I don't see a damn thing we can do about.
ROGER
Hey Ed, how
do you psychologists go about extinguishing behavior?
ED
Through
negative feedback.
ROGER
That's what
I'm thinking.
INT. BIG RED OFFICES
Red stands looking out her
view window, very agitated.Nick hovers behind her, confused. He reaches for
her.
RED
I mean
it. Please don't.
NICK
Well, if
you're going to turn around and give me deathray eyes.
RED
It could come
to that. Pulling rank. Not because I'd want to.
NICK
Yeh, in this
gig you have to do things you don't want to. Like me?
RED
There's no
point in doing that.
NICK
Cause I feel
different. Say the least.
RED
I'm sorry,
Nick.
NICK
So you guys
can dial it on, but can't turn it off?
RED
Is that how
you want it?
Nick
(Long
pause)
Nah, I'll
hang with it.
RED
How many
people get that choice?
NICK
I'd say
anybody in the world gets more choice than we do.
RED
It's all the
Big Biz, Nick. And business has changed
to ramping up for the tour. And New
Orleans.
NICK
Or maybe it's
about changing guitar players. Way I
change strings to get a different response.
RED
Do you hear
what you sound like?
Nick
Total square,
huh?
RED
Worse. Breeder square.
NICK
How about
this? I used you up, bitch. Get over it.
RED
We'll always
have the Needle Arms.
Both smile, but as Nick walks out, but his face reveals that
he is not taking it that lightly, or all that well.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
Dim lighting. Ed lies on a
sofa, an arm over his eyes, almost asleep. Jaxi perches on the other end of the
sofa.
ED
The songs are
sung, the stories told. The same ones
over and over: behind the things we see and know are personages and powers
beyond understanding, more meaningful than we. Forging our lives and fates.
His voice diminishes, Jaxi
leaning forward to hear.
ED
Heroes come
to seek them, fight them, cheat them. To die and live forever. The only thing
that changes is our technology. Just a more exact vocabulary to help us pretend
that we understand.
His arm falls as he sleeps.
Jaxi turns off the light.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
The band prepares to play
when Red enters. She sees Nick, starts to leave, but he raises his guitar to
stop her. He plays, drenching the room in a heartbreaking blues solo. He falls
to his knees in front of Red, still playing. She hovers, then bolts from the
room.
The band stands
frozen. Red trembles, agonized.
Engineer is avidly taking it down, his face awed and delighted.
Nick lifts his head, gets
to his feet, using the guitar for support.
He discards a broken pick, pulls out a new one, looks around the band,
gives a nod.
Gently, tentatively, Chilo
taps a dragging beat. Roger comes in
with a bittersweet riff. Ed adds diminished minor chords. Nick starts the solo from the top.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO
Julian, Red and Engineer
watch through the glass. Nick finishes playing his heartbreak solo and leans up
to the mike to sing the blues:
"Been Some Times".
NICK
Been times
that I loved
Been times
that I lost
Been times
that I lied
Been times
that were cruel
Been times I got
crossed
Been times
that I cried
NICK
But I thought
that this time
It was my
time for love
Love, love,
clean and true
But you let
them blues
Get ahold of
you
You're just
gonna lose
INT. CONTROL BOOTH
Red watches. Her face shows nothing, but a single tear
tracks down her cheek. Julian sees the
teardrop, chuckles, catches in on his finger and sucks it off. Red's stares
fixedly out at the studio, her face hard.
NICK
These times
gotta change
These times
gonna pass
The time's
gonna fly
The time's
gonna come
The time
never lasts
These times
go on by
But I thought
there'd be time
Somewhere
between the lines
Some kind of
love we could find
Guess I
thought that I
Would get
something right
One of these
times
INT. CENTRAL AREA BAR -
NIGHT
A Black after-hours club.
People drink cheap whiskey and listen to a radio. A couple dance very close.
NICK (O.S.)
(From
radio)
I thought it
was high time
To be my time
for a love
Sweet like I
never knew
But then when
the blues
Get their
hands onto you
There ain't
nothing to do
The couple moves without
music as the announcer comes on.
DISK
JOCKEY(O.S.)
Hi ho,
bluzoids. That's "Been Some
Times", a KPLU First Play from local band Raptor. But blues aren't always
sad, just blue. Here's Freddy King to
shake it up.
INT. NICK'S ROOM - NIGHT
Nick lies in bed, smoking,
listening to the KPLU DJ's tag.
NICK
And what is
"dues" but another way to say, "Grist for the mill"?
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
The gang is gathered, Nick
strides in, sets his ass down.
NICK
Fuck it, I'm
in.
Chilo
Orale. Fight the fear, ese.
NICK
Hey, I just
live for my death wish.
ED
Roger was
just saying this thing's like a psychic chain letter.
NICK
And what
happens if you break it?
CODY
You get sick,
go broke, your dick falls off and a dog eats it.
CHILO
But look, if
we aren't vampires, will doing Julian get us off?
NICK
Good thought.
Maybe we just get our contracts passed upstairs to some even totaller
assholes...
JAXI
You notice
how the higher it goes, the ruder they get?
CHILO
...and
they're pissed off because we totaled their district manager?
CODY
Yeh, but
there's another angle.
ED
What would
that be?
CODY
I can't stand
that cocksucker.
ROGER
There is
that.
NICK
Sure the fuck
is.
ED
So be it.
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
A break from practice, band
members only.
NICK
Okay, look. We wanna take it down, what cards can we
play?
ROGER
We're not
powerless. We're resonant elements in a
field. A field that's mostly generated by Julian. It's all over him when he's around the equipment.
CHILO
So?
ROGER
So I think
there's a way to...
As he speaks, he takes on
very negative aspects, every gesture and feature becoming malevolent and
untrustworthy.
NICK
Holy shit!
CHILO
Pinche Roger, you're in this with them,
aren't you? Fuckin' cabrón.
JAXI
Christ,
Rog. Look at your face!
ED
It's the
morphing. I've seen it, too. Ignore it, just listen.
Roger speaks again, every
word obviously a lie, obviously aimed at harming them. He's also getting big and ugly.
ROGER
It's mostly a
matter of equalizing polarization through intrusion of out-of-phase
modalities...
NICK
Shit!
He's one of those Street Weed fucks!
CHILO
Just shut the
fuck up, Roger. Or I'll shut you up!
CODY
Knock off the
technical shit, Rog.
Roger morphs back to
normal.
ROGER
You guys
sound like my mama.
INT. GASWORKS PARK - DAY
The band are on the hill,
look at the bay, not each other.
CHILO
Okay, we're
talking now, no problem. Why aren't we going Godzilla?
ED
They don't
read minds. We've just acquired fields,
like magnets. Put us together one way
we attract, another way we repel.
ROGER
Or maybe
because we aren't coming up with any ideas that might work.
ED
That's an
edge for us, right there. It shows us
which ideas...
Cody on one side of Ed,
Nick on the other, glance at him and flinch away into defensive postures.
CODY
Christ,
Ed! Not you, too.
Ed morphs into a
distillation of treacherous evil.
ED
I'm not
really Beelzebub. I'm just drawn this
way. Trust me.
CHILO
Fuck you, man!
JAXI
Ed, you did
that on purpose.
ED
It's not just
electronic. There are also important
principles of cerebro/neural function involved.
The whole group backs away,
creeped out. Jaxi forces herself to
come close to the totally villainous Ed.
JAXI
It's too hard
to take, Ed. We need other ways to
communicate.
ED
Did you and I
figure out anything?
JAXI
Only for the
important stuff. Not the vital
information.
ROGER
We hear you
man. So please shut up.
INT. COFFEE HOUSE - NIGHT
The band slumps at their
table, somber.
ROGER
You know
there's more than circuits and mental activity here, right?
ED
What else would
be involved?
ROGER
It takes a
emotional reaction. Some intangible
inner thing to kick it over the edge.
Nick
Soul,
man. It has to kick in to throw the
switch.
CODY
Like
sports. There's your stats. Then
there's heart.
JAXI
Just like
sex. Theres more to getting if off than
getting it on.
ed
I'm starting
to get a glimmer.
INT. - BASEMENT STUDIo
The band sprawls around,
scheming, during a break.
CODY
If it's
paranoid to think they're out to get you, what do you call it when they already
got your ass?
NICK
That would be
The Blues.
ROGER
Lawdy hep me
mama, got dem ol paranoid blooze agin.
NICK
Somebody
oughta write that one.
"It" hits
him. He goes rigid, snaps to his feet.
CHILO
Tuning in,
bro?
NICK
Check it out:
that somebody is me.
MONTAGE - MUSIC OVER:
RAPTOR'S "PARANOID BLUES"
[Note: This video is
composed of two elements: performance shots of band and individuals, and shots
of the band trying to rebel against the "machine" controlling them.]
NICK
(Sings)
We're
working late in our garage
Building
you the last mirage
The
words and tunes are camouflage
To
set you up for our basic barrage
We're
gonna treat you too tough
We're
gonna rough you right up Uh huh
Interspersed shots show
more attempts at plotting interrupted by horror morphing. Some show the morphs, others normal view of
people reacting to what they see.
NICK AND
CODY
(Harmonizing)
We're
tight and we're tasty
And
the latest in style
We
gotcha where we wancha
With
the twist of a dial
So
yeh if you wanna rock
Then
you are in for a shock
We
gotta nasty little number
Just
for stopping your clock
We'll
attack you and we'll jack you and we'll knock off your socks
And
play you the paranoid blues
Cody and Ed stand back to
back, noodling on instruments. Ed speaks to him unheard. Cody turns to speak, suddenly screams and
falls backwards on his ass.
Roger writes something on
note paper, hands it to Ed. Ed looks at
it, the paper bursts into flame. Ed freaks, but Roger smiles calmingly, points
to his own head. Ed holds up his hand, showing burns. Roger looks grave.
NICK
We're
bashing out your baffled brains
With
rusty motorcycle chains
You'll
see the sights
You'll
feel the pain
You're
are set up to get deranged
We're
gonna rip out your pipes
We're
gonna plumb you up right Oh yeh
Nick and Cody talk, back to
back. Nick has had it, heads for the
door. Cody turns to follow him, still
talking.
Nick jumps away, his back
to the door. Cody comes closer. Nick
pulls a snub-nosed pistol from his overcoat and sticks it into Cody's
face. Cody freezes, makes a gentle
mellow-out gesture with his hands.
Still covering him, Nick
fumbles the door open and splits.
NICK AND
CODY
We're
not taking prisoners
We're
just copping slaves
We're
a religious disease
Spread
by radio waves
So
if you wanna get wrecked
We
can write you a check
We
keep it low profile
But
we shred it high-tech
We'll
screw you and tattoo you
Do
you right in your neck
Catch
it tonight on the news
A school chalkboard has
been installed in the studio. Roger
enters, rubs his hands together, starts chalking some very technical-looking
material on the board.
Ed enters, works up his
nerve, reads the blackboard.
Roger tinkers at his bench,
building something reminiscent of the device that zapped him out.
CODY
Let's
turn out the lights and flick on the projector
We'll
take the wheel of the image selector
You
might call us criminals
You
might call us cancer
You
can call us collect
And
never get a straight answer
Or
write to Central Command
Care
of a rock and roll band
Cody writes something
unseen on blackboard, slashes an underline.
The band stand around the
blackboard reading the underlined phrase:
"IT'S SATAN, STUPID!"
Weasel squints at
handwritten note while fixing a mike stand to a large square metal floor plate.
NICK AND
CODY
We're
the midnight cruisers, subconscious invaders
We're
what you hear about the hidden persuaders
Cognitive
cannibals
Subliminal
rapers
The
ultimate news you never read in the papers
We
make your myths on the spot
And
we call your cheap shots
And
we call it all the paranoid blues
An intense band BS session
comes to a hasty close when three members morph... and the room around them
becomes a hallucinatory horror show.
Weasel and Roger work on a
distinctive set of red earphones, placing electrodes in each ear.
NICK
We're
hooking up the sleep machines
We're
sure you'll all have pleasant dreams
What
it all means, we got into your genes
And
are taking things to the rudest extremes
It's
all the big bang heat
To
us you're just so much meat Uh huh
Roger places some tech
manuals, bristling with bookmarks, on a table, exits.
Ed enters, gingerly opens a
book and starts reading. The books melt
in his hand, drip on his legs, dissolving clothing and flesh. He throws the book away, shaking.
NICK
So
if you wanna dance
We're
gonna give you a chance
We
gotta another little number
That's
a kick in the pants
We'll
zap you then we'll wrap you
in
electrical trance
And
play you them paranoid blues
Jaxi sits reading aloud
from one of the books. Ed faces away
from her, gritting his teeth, but jotting notes.
Jaxi reads aloud to Roger
from a heavy neuropsych book, obviously have trouble with the words. Roger holds up the microphone to a tape
recorder.
NICK AND
CODY
We'll
jump right off the bandstand
For
a kick in your face
We'll
eat you and excrete you
We're
the new human race
So
if you want a buzz
We'll
just turn up the fuzz
If
you wanna get wasted
Hey,
that's just what it does
It's
the oldest and the coldest stuff that there ever was
Listen
up, this is one of the clues
Each of the following lines
of dialogue is a separate shot of the musician who is singing the line.
CHILO
To them
cryptomorphological
CODY
Pyramanizodiacal
ROGER
Kodachromozomal
ED
Schizofrebeephiliac
JAXi
(Augmented
sustain)
Paranoiandroidal
blues
INT. BASEMENT STUDIO
The band is strewn around
the room, exhausted. The chalkboard is
shattered.
NICK
Can we really
hack this shit? Whatever the fuck it
is?
ROGER
The New
Possession.
ED
Actually,
it's old hat. A peculiar form of
possession called "Art."
Nick
Shit, my
cousin's called Art and he doesn't turn into big hairy fuckin' monsters on
you. Well, sometimes at Bulls games.
CODY
Great. This is what I get for my immortal
soul? Playing hippie line dances with a
bunch of numbnuts?
CHILO
Hey, what's
low bluebook on souls?
ROGER
Ask Ed. Our
resident theologian.
ED
This whole
idea of something bigger than reality is nothing new. And the people who sense it always scare us and compel us. But there's always something bigger and
older yet. That can't be touched or
corrupted.
NICK
You on that
God kick again?
CODY
Beats Satan's
Hayride every time.
ED
Past the
engines of fear, there is only the love of creation itself. Call it whatever you want.
JAXI
I don't want
to call it anything!
I'm sick of
always talking about the stuff we can't talk about.
NICK
I hear that.
What I don't understand is why Ed and Jaxi were going through this
monstervision shit before the rest of us.
ED
I was always
precocious.
ROGER
I've been
thinking about that. The picture I got,
the only thing trips you out is talking about your feelings. For each other.
ED
Correct.
What's threatening about that?
ROGER
You're a real
purist, Ed. You can't accept the
inequality. And neither can Jaxi.
JAXI
You got that
right. Fuck anybody thinks they're more
equal than me.
ROGER
The rest of
us have no problem having relations with hierarchal inferiors.
NICK
You mean
women being inferior? What else is new?
CHILO
Chick doesn't
talk shit? Make my day.
ROGER
But you two,
in order to get what you want, have to disrupt things. So you trigger your
psychic delimiters. And start trippin'.
ED
You might be
right.
CODY
Oh, so Ed's
Mister Pure of Heart and the rest of us don't mind inequality if it works for
us? Is that what you're saying?
ROGER
Is that who
you are? Then why are you trying to
fuck with the system? Don't rock the boat and you're a big star. But you're ragin' on the machine.
ED
And you Nick.
You're rebelling even though there's nothing to gain. How about you, Chilo?
What we're trying to do here, is be heroes.
CODY
Works for me.
Nick, lose the black hat.
CHILO
So what's our
next move?
ROGER
New
Orleans. Superdome. Megagig.
NICK
Be there or
be square.
INT. ED'S APARTMENT - Night
Ed enters, turns to close
his door, but Jaxi appears, leans on the door under his BASIC sign. She smiles at him shyly.
JAXI
I just wanted
to ask you...
ED
Please
do. Come on in.
They enter, Ed sits on the
bed while Jaxi paces.
JAXI
Was it true,
what Roger said about you and me?
Equality and all that?
ED
It's an
interesting theory.
She laughs at that.
JAXI
You're really
something, Ed.
ED
Well,
technically, there are no facts, just theories that haven't been disproven.
JAXI
What people
believe?
ED
That's
it.
JAXi
I believe
anything you tell me. I don't really
have a choice.
ED
That disturbs
me.
JAXI
It's all
good. You said good and bad are just my
point of view?
ED
That's all
any of us have. It's what morality is,
what art is, what love is: the eye of the beholder.
She moves close to Ed,
looking into his face.
JAXI
Want to hear
something my mama told me lots when I was little?
Ed
I certainly
would.
JAXI
She'd say,
"May the Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your eyes."
Ed starts to speak, but
Jaxi covers his mouth with her hand.
She leans down to him, eye to eye.
Slowly she pushes him backwards, down on the bed, and crawls on top of
him.
JAXI
Don't
talk. Just behold.
INT. SUPERDOME - NIGHT
The last preparations are
underway, turning the vast stadium into a concert venue.
Behind the
elaborate stage, an enormous banner reproduces a CD cover with band name and
"MISSION PEAK". Artwork is a
spreadwinged eagle with wing tanks and gun turrets like a B-29 releasing a rack
of bombs over a mountain church amid flowers of flack and a web of spotlights.
Random sound elements echo,
lights flash tentatively. Huge video
screens alternate feed from roaming cameras, videos, and blimp shots of the
round, domed stadium from the air.
Roger, Ed, and Nick stand
on stage, watch roadies rig their set. Weasel approaches, holding tools and
shaking his head.
Weasel
Amazing
design. Completely horn-driven except
ultra-high end electrostatics.
ROGER
Tiny
distortion matters to them.
weasel
You have no
idea. The stage, bleachers, everything,
had to be shifted a couple of inches to line up with some planetary GPS grid.
ED
Orientation
matters to them, too.
NICK
Hey, tell me
about it.
Weasel
Half the
overall signal is subsonics, hypersonics and shit.
ROGER
Covering all
bases. And trebles.
Weasel gives them a look,
blows a deep breath, points to the control boards in the upper deck. Ed and
Roger nod.
ED
Break a leg.
Weasel flashes a
metal-encrusted victory fist, jogs off.
Roger
We've got a
shot. Neuromancing and geekery will
save the day.
ED
We're quite
the team.
ROGER
Yeh, they'd
look a long time to find two guys with better qualifications to fuck them over.
He hears what he said and
looks at Ed, stricken.
ROGER
Aw, shit,
man...
Ed also freaks, but takes a
breath, makes a calming mudra.
ED
We can't
worry about that. Just hope we're as good as we think.
Roger spreads his hands,
gives a shaky smile.
ROGER
Hey, what
have we got to lose?
Ed looks across the stage
at Jaxi, warming up with her firechains.
ED
More than
I'll ever understand.
INT. SUPERDOME STAGE -
NIGHT
MUSIC: RAPTOR'S "VIDEO GAMES"
The concert is reaching its
climax. Spotlights and lasers pulse a
web through the smoke, the screens flash provocative video clips in
accelerating frequency.
The crowd is in tumult,
reaching for some imminent peak. They
are moving like one huge amoeba, a violent wave form.
CODY
(Sings)
Electric
bandits
Have come and
landed
Illegal
aliens
Have come and
set you on stun
You're in the
data
That's all
that matters
We'll get
your number
When your
program is run
Just playing
video games
Get reflexes
Learn the
nexus
Your solar
plexus
Is tuned to
the screen
Your only
means
To beat the
machine--
Become a
better machine
Become a
better machine
Become a
better machine
Cody steps from the mike
into jam position with Nick, full attention on the instrumental coda building
off the song.
As the music builds to
climax, the trademark golden glow surges and roils like flames in a
furnace. The band look like firebirds
dancing in a solar flare.
A ring of white spots
placed around the floor snap on. They
sweep the crowd, raise to converge at the roof peak, reflect from a faceted,
mirrored, gold hemisphere.
The globe turns, spraying
gold light on the crowd. The motes move
faster, a whirlpool of gold. All heads
tilt up.
At that moment, the music
reaches its culmination: a complex, powerful chord that rings the hall like a
bell.
And the release comes. With a unanimous gasp, thousands of shafts
of light dart up towards the globe in the roof.
VIDEO SCREENS
All the big vid screens
suddenly show an exterior blimp shot of the Superdome, like a huge eyeball
staring skyward. At the climax chord, a
massive column of gold light beams straight up from the center of the
"eye" and disappears into the sky.
INT. CONCERT STAGE - NIGHT
Roger and Ed share grim
looks, nod.
ROGER
Still ruling
out space aliens?
Roger takes a deep breath,
steps over to his rack of gear. Ed moves to the mike, hits a sharp chord for
attention.
ED
Thank you,
New Orleans.
A shaky response swells
into a deep roar.
ED
But there's
somebody else who has some thanks coming tonight. Let's have a big hand to our
producer...
(Points
grandly)
...Julian
Styles!
Julian, in red headphones,
eagerly showing Red his mystery gauge, looks up startled.
ED
Come on out
here, Jules. It's about time somebody got credit for the work behind the scenes
nobody sees.
Julian is beyond reluctant,
he's pissed. But Weasel throws a tight
white spot on him and the crowd whoops and cheers. Cody works the footlights, whipping them into a frenzy.
Julian glowers, but takes a
step towards center stage. He starts to
remove his headset, but Jaxi, laughing cheerfully, grabs his arm and tugs him
out, the spotlight following.
Julian stalks towards Ed,
scowling and taking on aspects. The
crowd calms as he manifests the black gold luster.
Ed extends
the mike and Julian steps up to take it... stepping directly onto the steel
plate Weasel installed earlier. He looks at the seething crowd, taps the
mike. Instant, motionless silence.
JULIAN
(With
minimal charm)
Listen...
Roger scans a console on
his rack: two scopes, readouts, switches and sliders. Julian's single word
flutters a blue graph on the bottom scope. The top one displays jittery red
waves composing a ghostly trace of his body.
ROGER
Gotcha! Jiveass motherfucker.
He touches a slider and
Julian's voice echos in feedback.
Julian turns toward Roger,
pissed off and growing menacing.
Roger sees the movement on
the scope. He starts playing bass with
one hand like Stanley Jordan, the other hand madly modulating the feedback
fields.
Suddenly the vocal
fingerprint matches up, imposes itself as static waves over the frequencies of
Julian's body scan.
Julian freezes, gives a
yelp. The waves tracing the yelp turn
inside out, creating a squeal of feedback through the PA. Julian now yells in an accelerating cadence
of intervals described by the fibonacci series.
Roger flips the scope to an
EEG pattern. The red diodes now trace a
brain with an electrode on either side.
The modulation continues at a deeper level, the midline gradually centering
on the image.
Roger slams all the sliders
up, amping the system to howling overload.
He steps out to play, closing in on Julian with the rest of the band.
The situation--and Julian's
predicament--are now exactly as shown in the opening scene. His howls are his destiny.
Ed looks at Roger, who nods
and yells to him.
ROGER
Full Circuit.
At that moment, the golden
glow the band projects takes on completely different properties. It expands like a supernova, engulfing the
stage and much of the seating area. It is
no longer the pleasant, worshipful gold, but an angry hellfire. And it writhes with hellish forms, malignant
versions of the visions people see in embers.
The band looks up into a
seething cloud of imagery individually selected to scare them pissless. They
are swarmed by squirming mass of tentacles, menaced by beaks and claws striking
in from the burning air, inundated with gross, degrading, threatening
hallucinations on all sides.
ROGER
Keep playing!
Get your gut into it!
The band battle
desperately, but their playing seems to feed the fire. The images grow more graphic, more solid.
Sparks and smoke emerge from Roger's boards, lights wink out.
Julian's eyes pop open and
his presence starts radiating within the seething umbra of light. He fixes evil eyes on the band and starts
swelling.
Offstage screaming causes
Nick to glance out front, where he sees the horrible repercussions this psychic
chaos is creating in the audience.
NICK
Holy fuckin'
Christ on a crutch!
He jerks his head towards
the crowd. Roger yells.
ROGER
We have to
finish this, we're destroying those people!
This is the gut check the
band had lacked. Their faces harden
with a desperate determination, their auras strengthen, they step up and take
tougher stances.
Chilo nods, stands,
brutally hammers out the knockout punch.
A hundred hippy drummers
around him grab their congas and djembes and pound them on the floor in unison.
Jaxi, surrounded by a
gruesome mass of sexual mutilation, moves staunchly to the twitching
Julian. Her hand on her voder device,
she leans over to scream in his face.
jaxi
Stop it, you prick!
Her augmented voice feeds
back, stabs out in a shrill squeal, a decisive element drilling into Julian.
Roger resists a cyclone of
putrescence to twist knobs. Jaxi's augmented voice feeds back, stabs out in a
shrill, rising squeal, a decisive element drilling into Julian.
A massive spasm levitates
Julian a foot off the floor. The band jumps in, their playing pounds him to his
knees, then knocks him flat. He spreads
rigid, splayed into the "Canon of Proportion" pose. His eyes close
and he goes limp.
Instantly the hurricane of
hallucination vanishes.
Roger leaps to the console,
which displays a flatline, slams the sliders back. He steps into the spot and waves up to Weasel, making
"cut" motions at his throat.
The PA shuts off: the sudden silence is the final broadside.
The audience freezes, then
begins milling aimlessly, far from all right.
Julian lies motionless, hors de combat.
In the wing Big Red
teeters, stunned, then collapses. The band look at one another, dazed.
Cody
Did we win
for the Gipper, Coach?
NICK
I'm
thinking... TKO.
Julian lies alone in the
tight white spot. He jerks
spasmodically and the guys move in, crouch around him.
Downstage, Red sits up,
wide-eyed and vulnerable. She tugs her skirt missishly, smoothes her top. She
sees the band, blanches. Jaxi
approaches her. Red grabs at her hand.
RED
Oh, God. I don’t know what to do. What do I do?
Jaxi
Just
breathe. Keep calm.
RED
No, I
mean...all this.
She looks at the band,
flinches when Chilo glances at her.
RED
I got you all
into this... those guys must hate my guts.
JAXI
They’ll
understand. Look, let me go get you
some water and...
RED
No! I mean...
Listen, can you hang with me a little?
Please?
She looks around, shudders.
RED
You must really
hate me. I’m sorry I was mean to you. It wasn’t you...
JAXI
And it wasn’t
really you. Anyway, it feels like that's all over.
RED
Thank God.
You know I was your age when Julian first took me out? Wow.
Ed approaches, squats
beside them.
ED
And she’s
your age now. Everything she’s learned,
everybody she was since then, is gone and she’s back to being a scared
kid. That’s what I think's happening.
RED
Maybe. Oh, man... How about Julian?
ED
He seems all
right, physically.
JAXI
Just
forgotten more than he ever knew.
RED
Yeh, okay,
fine. Just keep him away from me.
JAXI
Don't you
worry, honey.
Jaxi looks at Ed, who is
watching her closely. She steps to him
for a closer scan.
Jaxi
Wow, Ed. This is weird.
ED
You'll have
to be more specific.
Jaxi
From the time
I met you you were this... God. Now all
of a sudden you're just a nerd with a bad haircut and sweaty pits.
ED
Ah. Well, then...
jaxi
You just look
like, like you...
She steps in close, gives
him a quick kiss.
Jaxi
Like you'll
probably do.
ED
Meaning we
still... You still...
jaxi
Barely. I think you just become a fixer-upper.
Ed relaxes, beams with
relief. He touches her gingerly.
ED
Good luck
with that.
Cody approaches, starts to
move to Red.
ED
Jaxi, why
don’t you girls go hit the washroom?
Freshen up a little.
Jaxi helps Red up. Red
smiles shakily at Cody, walks off practically clinging to Jaxi. Cody starts to follow.
ED
Let her get
sorted out a little. When was the last
time you had a teenage girlfriend?
CODY
Last month,
remember?
ED
Then you know
how it works.
CODY
Not
really. Is she gonna be like
Julian? He's just a dumbass little kid
now, wearing somebody’s suit. Sybil didn't seem as bad off.
ED
Sybil?
CODY
Like her
parents named her “Red”?
ED
Of
course. Why’s she better off?
CODY
He can’t
really remember any of it. There might
be like a thirty year gap in his game plan.
ED
I think he
was younger when he got "made". And he was in it longer. Maybe he's better off.
Roger and Nick approach.
ROGER
Better off
than us, maybe. We just blew a concert,
ruined a bunch of rented equipment, emptied the hall, maybe killed some people,
and are on the road with no management.
Nick
I've done
worse. Back in the day.
CHILO
The point
is... is it over?
ED
How can we
know?
Cody yells into the
darkness of the wings.
CODY
Hey Jaxi, get
your ass back over here, right now.
JAXI (O.S.)
Go fuck
yourself, cowhumper.
ED
I'd call that
conclusive.
ROGER
We’re never
going to know what this was all about, are we?
ED
I doubt
it. They came, they did... whatever
they did, they left.
ROGER
Maybe. Did you see our itinerary? Tokyo, Peking, Koala fuckin' Lumpur. See
what I’m getting at?
CODY
So maybe we
did save the world?
CHILO
Or destroyed
it.
(Points
offstage)
That look
like a savior job to you?
NICK
Maybe we just
lost a fat gig and some replacement assholes somewhere are getting the
time-share death experience?
ROGER
I see two
possibilities. Someday we’ll find out
what it all means.
CODY
Sound like
the preacher back home.
ROGER
Or we’ll
never know shit.
Something occurs to
Nick. He waves up to Weasel, points at
the monitor, motions upwards. Colored
lights flick on in the dark outside the spotlit circle.
Nick runs a quick riff,
nods. Ed does the same. Checking.
Chilo
But you two
played... before.
ROGER
Still got
hair, Cody?
Cody's hands hover
nervously above the strings, settle down, tear off a lick. He beams as Roger comes in.
NICK
It's all in
the fingers.
Cody
But it's
missing some chrome. No more powerband at the top end.
ED
Not a bad
thing, maybe.
The five men stand in a
circle inside the dazzling cone of the spot.
From the high balcony, seen over banks of mixer boards, they look
isolated and abandoned.
CODY (V.O.)
So what do we
do now?
RogeR (V.O.)
We're
artists. We'll think of something.
NicK (V.O.)
You got that right.
CUT TO
BLACK:
CREDITS/EPILOGUE SEQUENCE - PLUSH
HOTEL SUITE
Credits crawl on black screen, windows
open to show these partying shots--all date-stamped, handheld video footage.
OUTSIDE SUITE DOOR
HILLARY, obnoxious titsy
MTV twit, and her PartyCrashers™ co-host JASON, cute brain-dead eunuch du jour,
prep and preen outside the door to the hospitality suite.
HILLARY
Paul, this
time remember they call them steady-cams for a reason? And Jason, don't step on my lines. Or your
dick. OK, ready to rock?
Jason starts to knock, but
a Bouncer opens the door.
HILLARY
Yo, it's
just... Party Crashers!
The Bouncer slams the door
in their faces. Hillary recovers to make a sly moue at the camera.
INSIDE HOSPITALITY SUITE
MUSIC: RAPTOR'S NEW SINGLE "AUTO
EROTICISM"
Amid a swirl of
hip/trash/glitz party-hearty, Hillary breathlessly addresses the camera.
HILLARY
...gala
release party for a CD that has already produced the instant club classic
"Auto Eroticism" and the hit single "Video Games".
jason
(Obvious
rote spiel)
The first Raptor album since the
spectacular fan riot disrupted their Mission Peak tour. Leading to bans from
major venues and a change of label and management.
WEASEL
(V.O.)
Management
more suited to their artistic goals, n'est-ce pas?
HILLARY
(Stage-whisper)
Road manager
Egon Weitzell, who rocketed from nowhere to become Morris Agency's new
starmaker.
Weasel cleaned up well,
resplendent in underground velvet and dripping elegant Goth trimmings.
WEASEL
Not
nowhere. The Old World.
He smiles enigmatically,
holds up a CD to fill the screen:
"CITY OF REFUGE". The
cover painting shows a village sloping up a cliff, roofs becoming the neck
feathers of a stone hawk staring balefully into the viewer's eye.
HOSPITALITY SUITE
Hillary, microphone at
ready, blunders through a conversation pit full of hippies playing hand drums.
Hillary
The band that
started the whole NeoTribal, DanceTrance phenomena moves in the same circles as
trendsetters and international stars, but still welcome street kids to drum and
dance on stage.
jason
Actually, I
think one of those "street kids" is Chilo Sandoval.
(Smirk
at Hillary)
You know,
Raptor's drummer?
Hillary
And just look
what he's wearing!
Her drive to pester Chilo
is cut off by the arrival of Nick, who gives Chilo the finger/thumb "party
on" sign. Nick's date is the
luxuriant Avis. Chilo, wounded, spreads his arms in shocked supplication. She
turns to tug up her tiny skirt, showing a tattoo of a generic bluesman in hat
and glasses.
Chilo is devastated... but
his two dates solace him.
HOSPITALITY
SUITE
The PestCam pans by, then
jumps back to Roger leaning in a corner in deep conversation with a young Asian
Woman. She would be attractively exotic
if she wasn't totally nerded-out, including unsightly glasses and unfortunate
hairdo.
As the camera stalks toward
the pair, Roger quickdraws a calculator, and punches in numbers. She looks back and forth between his
calculations his infra-cool person.
HILLARY
(Soto
voce)
Roger Mains
plays bass and produced the new album.
Said to have a genius IQ and amazing endowment...
As the camera approaches,
Roger looks up, cocks an annoyed eyebrow.
Without taking her eyes off his number-crunching, Ms. GeishaGeek extends
her hand to cover the lens.
Hillary
(O.S.)
Hey! Excuse me?
Could you... Hey, watch out Paul!
Ah, shit!
HOSPITALITY SUITE
Hillary and her cameraman
badger Ed, now sporting a dapper ponytail. Ed tries to edge past them carrying
drinks.
HILLARY
...but is
that what we're hearing, Ed? In his
tell-all book "VelociRaptor", former producer Julian Styles alleges
that...
ED
Julian's
accounts of his own experiences are strictly hearsay.
Jaxi, stunning, arrives to
rescue Ed from Hillary.
Jaxi
Yeh, who you
want to believe? Us or some unauthorized author?
HOSPITALITY SUITE BALCONY
Ed, Jaxi, Cody and Red
stand on the lanai with the drinks Ed brought them. Hillary tries to push
outside to join them.
HiLLARY
And here's
another hot couple... Cody Delf and gorgeous former manager Sybil Rollins.
RED
Just call us
CodeRed.
HILLARY
Aw. Are they
cute? But do intra-band hookups really work out?
CODY
It worked for
Fleetwood Mac.
RED
Didn't they
all get divorced?
JAXI
But then they
all got married.
Hillary
So. Now who's
"managing" who?
Red
Oh, we
manage.
Jaxi
We're music
biz kidz in love. Like Sid and Nancy,
Kurt and Courtney.
ED
Siegfried and
Roy.
HILLARY
Uh... So
after working together full time for two years, you suddenly fell in love?
Jaxi
Forever after
just took forever.
HILLARY
What? Well, I mean, any future plans musical or...
domestic?
Jaxi
Who
cares?
She touches the control of
her vocal device.
JAXI
(Donald
Duck voice)
Our happy
ending's just starting.
THE HAPPY ENDING